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Forum: The Classroom
Topic: "Fred Durst is Gay" or "My Way or the Chocolate Highway"
started by: Beldurin

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 08 2001,18:32

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Originally posted by Beldurin:
#include /usr/local/holy_disturbing_revelations_batman

oh stop it already! it was funny.... oh wait, it wasnt funny to begin with.

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Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 08 2001,18:47

require /usr/local/eat_me_assface

Rhydant, I know you may not think I'm a lam0r now, but I'm reading eWeek, and one of these days, you'll come to see just how l33t I am.

P.S. Did you check the nicknames post?

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I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, and no violence. I could also imagine us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.

Posted by solid on Aug. 08 2001,18:59

Fred Durst was gay to begin with. People actually think his songs are 'deep'. Come on...

Posted by Nikita on Aug. 08 2001,19:07

oooooh, please don't use the word "deep" in a topic of this orientation ...

Posted by Blowgoats on Aug. 08 2001,19:23

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
oooooh, please don't use the word "deep" in a topic of this orientation ...

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's was funny.

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Posted by Blowgoats on Aug. 08 2001,19:24

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
oooooh, please don't use the word "deep" in a topic of this orientation ...

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was funny.

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If I want your oppinion, I'll rattle my zipper.

Posted by incubus on Aug. 08 2001,22:04

STFU. Fred Durst is yo daddy.

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 09 2001,02:17

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
STFU. Fred Durst is yo daddy.

Really? Cool...that solves that mystery...I've gotta go tell mom!!

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I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, and no violence. I could also imagine us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 09 2001,05:26

#include /usr/local/holy_disturbing_revelations_batman

I'm driving home from work yesterday, and a guy calls in to the DJ with this new theory...Fred Durst is actually a flaming homo and is trying to give us hints b/c he wants to be discovered. Crackpot conjecture? Lets look at the facts:

Limp Bizkit album titles:
1. ū bill
I'm sure we've all heard the saying "queer as a..."
2. Significant Other
The term that may homosexual couples use to describe their partners
3. Chocoloate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Chocolate Starfish is a euphamism for what? That's right...the brown star... And hotdog...need I say more?

Next, he could only think of 2 recent major musicians named Fred...Freddy Mercury, and Fred Snyder (B-52's).

Plus his songs are all about these bad women and how he's trying to get away from them.

Finally, what's Limp Bizkit's big cover song? Yep..."Faith." By who? Oh yeah, George Michael.

Hmmm....Fred Durst and Carson Daly?

What do you guys think about that one?

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I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, and no violence. I could also imagine us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 09 2001,05:34

wow!

good post!

Posted by SLATE on Aug. 09 2001,06:28

its the stupid #include crap he does that isnt funny.... other than that.. i dont mind him too much....

Posted by Greasemonk on Aug. 09 2001,09:30

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Originally posted by SLATE:
its the stupid #include crap he does that isnt funny.... other than that.. i dont mind him too much....

Im glad we've got your Certified Approval.

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Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 09 2001,17:25

quote:
Originally posted by Beldurin:
Really? Cool...that solves that mystery...I've gotta go tell mom!!

How come Rhydant doesn't like you? I find you really funny

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Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 09 2001,21:32

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny

Thx!! As for why he doesn't like me...most people agree that it has something to do with my personality :P

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This message has been edited by Beldurin on August 10, 2001 at 09:36 PM

Posted by incubus on Aug. 09 2001,23:13

No, it's the #include crap. you're top dollar, some really great posts.

But, after the 25th #include, things really start to grate. That said, rhydant was having a go at you for no apparent reason.

The solution: beat him to a bloody pulp with a stop sign.

Posted by solid on Aug. 10 2001,00:17

I think it's because of that "Ah screw it" thread that he made. He's probably just going through some shit so he's quicker to anger...

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 10 2001,02:33

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
But, after the 25th #include, things really start to grate. That said, rhydant was having a go at you for no apparent reason.

I did say sorry (about the old woman) </monty python>

That being said:

*whack* </stop sign>
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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

This message has been edited by Beldurin on August 10, 2001 at 10:06 PM