Used to be a tradition for me and my buddies. We'd visit and have dinner together and watch Simpsons ... all through undergrad. Then when I got to PSU ... BAM withdrawal! hehehe ...

"Yarr......these copies of Juggs shall keep my men from resorting to homosexuality out on the high seas....."

".....for about 5 minutes!"
Random First "Mate": "Look who's talking, captain!"
Sea Captain: "Ya-har-har-har..." *gay voice*

Heh heh heh...

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion

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Ralph: It tastes like...burning!

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Homer: [looking for peanut under couch] Eww, squishy! ... Ewww, slimy!...What's this? D'oh! Twenty dollars?! But I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Money can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: WOOHOO!

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Marge: Homer, give me back my pepper spray!
Homer: But, Maaaarge! One squirt and you're south of the border!
<spray>
Homer: Mmmmmm...incapacitating.

Umm... yeah.

"I bent my wookie."
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Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."
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"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
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Man: You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right. When you don't like what you see, turn it left.
Ralph: [knob in mouth] My knob tastes funny.
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"I found a moon rock in my nose!"
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Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. [points to large rock] That's where I saw the leprechaun!
Bart: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
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Ralph: And I want a bike, and a monkey, a friend for the monkey...
Hosey: You're not going to start any fires, are you?
Ralph: At my house, we call them, "uh-ohs."

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on September 18, 2001 at 01:05 PM

GKW: "I 'ate your dog!"
GKW: "I 'ate the mess that he left on my carpet!"

HALLOWEEN EPISODES!!! I love them!

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one of my favorites! hehehe
Krusty: "And I contend that those tourists we decapitated BEFORE they entered the Krustyland House of Knives"

too much good stuff! hahah They best is how I can have an instant repartee with any other Simpsons fan the minute I meet them

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You are what you drive
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Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette: I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette.

"Ummm.... do you like..... stuff?"

"I choo-choo-choose you!"

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

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"Kenny called, hes in jail"
-The guy on the couch.

quote:

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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
i like futurama more. the old episodes of simpsons were really good now they're just shit

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most definately true. they just plumb ran out of ideas. notice how all the new episodes just don't make any sense? they even make fun of themselves for their crappy writing!

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You are what you drive
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Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette: I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette.

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"Kenny called, hes in jail"
-The guy on the couch.

Homer: Boy did they suck. The were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Homer: Lisa vampires arent real. Just like elves, fairies and eskimoes.

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"Kenny called, hes in jail"
-The guy on the couch.

"Ohh look a bear!"
*leg cracks again* "OOOOOOHHHHHHHH"
*bear walks over*

"Aah, somebody save me from the wee turtles!"

Marge: Err, soon, i just need a couple more yoga lessons.

Simpsons rule! But i am impartial to the odd futurama eppi: Fav quote anyone?

Bender: Ma'am, may i introduce a late entry? It's my Hardback whooping terrior. <whips zoidberg>
Zoidberg: Woooowooowoowoowooowooowooowooo....
Hehehe. I love that noise, it's so funny.
Another thing - nibbler 0wnz!!!

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"You are all fools of the highest caliber!"

-Ethan Bubba Gum Tate (sp?), Commander of the Harlem Globetrotters

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Originally posted by toes:

Zoidberg: Woooowooowoowoowooowooowooowooo....

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Every time I hear that I bust up in laughter, hell, even reading it makes me laugh.

"Who was that guy?" -Fry
"Your momma! Now shut up and drag me to work." -Bender

Professor: "Good news, everyone. Several years ago I tried to log onto AOL, and
it just went through. Whee! We're online."

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"They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them."
-Fry

Horse Announcer- Oh. Its a quantum finish.....Blue wins.
Professor- Bah! You altered the results by measuring them.

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"Kenny called, hes in jail"
-The guy on the couch.

quote:

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:

Horse Announcer- Oh. Its a quantum finish.....Blue wins.
Professor- Bah! You altered the results by measuring them.

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That's my favorite line. I remember watching that with a bunch of people, and laughing my ass off, while everyone else just sat there. Makes it even funnier to the day.

As for the simpsons, I think one sentance sums it up for me:
"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man."
and then the follow-up:
Ms. Krabapple: "Embiggins, I never heard that until I moved to springfield."
Ms. Hoover: "I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word."