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Topic: differential ass element
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 02 2001,22:11

I have too much time on my hands and/or I have way too many calc classes. Anyway, as I was heading to a math review session with my friend Kat and her friend April, I tried to tickle Kat to get her to giggle like crazy. Her friend April warned me that if I tried to tickle her again, that she would slap my ass infinitely hard. I then explained to her that in order for her to smack my ass infinitely hard, my ass would have to have an infinitely small area! I then showed her my nice firm ass, confirming that it is not infinitely small. I then derived a formula describing how she could approximate hitting my ass infinitely hard by summing the force of her hand over a set of small ass elements, called delta A. By splitting up my ass into infinitely small differential ass elemtens, she could integrate the force dF over time dT, and using the fundamental theorm of calculus: dF/dT * dt/dA = dF/dT, which is the differential impulse neccessary in order to hit my ass infinitely hard.

then she sucker punched me in the stomach, at which point I fell down gasping for air. I was late for my calculus review session.

oh, almost forgot:

This message has been edited by CatKnight on October 03, 2001 at 05:13 PM

Posted by DRUFER on Oct. 02 2001,22:56

ok...that was scary

Posted by smartsnake on Oct. 02 2001,23:11

CK=Dumbass

Sorry had to point out the obvious.

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Posted by psychopharmacologist on Oct. 02 2001,23:58

The limit of the velocity of the hurled brick aproaching head.
Calc. is the most fun i've had in weeks.

Posted by sHuoReNviOLiN on Oct. 03 2001,01:28

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
By splitting up my ass into infinitely small differential ass elemtens, she could integrate the force dF over time dT, and using the fundamental theorm of calculus: dF/dT * dt/dA = dF/dT, which is the differential impulse neccessary in order to hit my ass infinitely hard.

No no no, see, you need to integrate dF/dA, ie force per ass, and -then- use the Fundamental Theorem. And I need to get a life.

::goes back to studying for this stfu calc quiz tomorrow::

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 03 2001,08:26

its a shame relativity prevents me from kicking your ass to jupiter and back with an infinite force.

although they is such a thing as infinite pain. i.e kicking you in the nads repeatedly!

and even using calculus to cause you physical pain isnt reason enough to like using it.

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Posted by Spydir on Oct. 04 2001,05:01

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:

then she sucker punched me in the stomach, at which point I fell down gasping for air...

figures.

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Posted by veilside on Oct. 05 2001,01:52

i'm learning integrals now, i think i'll present that to the class

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 05 2001,03:57

lol great tell me how it goes

Posted by shifter on Oct. 05 2001,06:51

summary of this thread, so far:

CK: "look at me blah blah blah I flashed my ass at some girl and then though I'd show my incredible intelligence by making an equation for slapping it. I think I'm sexy."

what a faggot. CK, if you're reading this: we don't need to know every gay detail of your life, nor do we care. I'll repeat that again, so stop slouching over in your chair (probably masturbating) and read this carefully: WE DO NOT CARE. Thank you.

Posted by chmod on Oct. 05 2001,12:49

Damn, CK puts up with more shit than he deserves. Not that I'm saying he doesn't deserve any....

Posted by shifter on Oct. 05 2001,18:54

the point of any discussion forum is to enhance the general knowledge of all the readers through others' experiences. Yet for some reason, every time I read something you write, I feel stupider. You don't write anything that even approaches knowledgeable...so shut up. "differential ass equations"? What were you thinking? Your stupidity is beyond words.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 05 2001,19:21

I'm still trying to decide whether you are just some long running joke or just really, really dense.

Apparantly, the irony was lost on you.

Posted by chmod on Oct. 05 2001,19:30

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
the point of any discussion forum is to enhance the general knowledge of all the readers through others' experiences

Whoa. So is that why we all read these forums? Just to learn things? To 'enhance our general knowledge'? There's more to it than that. It's for exchanging opinions, having debates, telling jokes, sharing stories, getting advice, or whatever. You can't just call that 'enhancing general knowledge.' If you're only looking to read posts that will teach you something, you're wasting your time.

Posted by jiggyfresh on Oct. 05 2001,19:46

and youve actually had sex with a girl.. what did you use rohyphnol or ghb?

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 06 2001,05:59

lol shifter you are just like the anonymous guests who post on the psu daily jolt. every day they make posts which say "shut up!" or "stop posting on this forum you loosers and get a life", etc. I don't need to tell you how incredibly ironic that is. Usually, someone new will try to explain to the guest how this is a FUCKING FORUM FOR DISCUSSION, SHARING OF IDEAS, EXPERIENCES, AND JOKES. The rest of the posters usually just ignore such posts, because it is pointless to try to reason to incoherent assholes like that.

Posted by ShakerMaker on Oct. 06 2001,07:48

Interesting, I enjoyed your picture at the end of the post more though.

Posted by ShakerMaker on Oct. 06 2001,07:49

quote:
Originally posted by jiggyfresh:
and youve actually had sex with a girl.. what did you use rohyphnol or ghb?

LMFAO

Posted by just_dave on Oct. 06 2001,11:27

Just goes to show ya that even though we are in college. At some point in our college life we appear dumber than we really are!

No Offense CK it's something with human nature, I have my moments all the time.. LOL

This message has been edited by just_dave on October 07, 2001 at 06:28 AM

Posted by shifter on Oct. 06 2001,16:07

chmod -- thanks, I was trying to write something like that but I was in a hurry. I don't get a lot of time at the computer right now cuz of the move I just made. general knowledge meaning like general life experiences and stuff, and information about how other people act and react to things. blah

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 06 2001,18:42

Hey shitter, if we were to vote off any memeber who didn't post according to your 'specifications', guess who would be the first to go.

Just because your rich parents spoil your retarded 13 year old ass and give you everything you want doesn't mean you can have your way with people all the time. I'm not going to just go away because you have some strange problem with me. That's not how life works. Grow up.

Posted by shifter on Oct. 07 2001,00:52

The first to go...hmm...syf0n? No, wait...

My rich parents spoil my 18 year old ass because....they're rich. Richer than you'll ever be. But that's besides the point...and uh...about that little "not everyone can blah blah blah" bit? Whatever. Bottom line? Everyone has a price...even if I can't meet it. The other bottom line is that you're an enormous faggot, and I enjoy reading your incredibly retarded responses to what I write. Have fun packing the shit up your room-mate's ass tonight -- I'll be out having a good time at a club. Girls like nice cars, so I'll be ensured some action. What was it you drive? an '89 Toyota Tercel? What? The seatbelts don't work? I'm sure chicks love that.

I do have to thank you, though, you've provided me with study-hall entertainment for months!

Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 07 2001,01:18

STFU KTHX

'nuff said

Posted by miNus on Oct. 07 2001,01:19

Uhoh, we have some disturbing news.
I just h4x0r3d my way into shifter's computer. Through his vidcam I saw him lying dead next to his computer. There was a mirror across from the computer and I saw a large zero written in blood on the screen. On his taskbar, there was a program running minimized. I restored it, and to my horror, I saw the following, trailed by a blinking cursor: syf0n emulation mode enabled

He's baaaaaack.

Posted by DeadAnztac on Oct. 07 2001,02:36

Wow, that was creepy.. that sounded like it came straight out of FF7 or something ::shivers:: that shit creeps me out man.

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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 07 2001,04:14

quote:
I'm sure chicks love that.

yeah but when I tell them how great my mileage is they just can't wait to rip my clothes off.

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 07 2001,18:03

i just fixed the seat belt in my '95 Civic, does that decrease my chances?

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Posted by just_dave on Oct. 07 2001,18:31

whats seat belts??

Posted by shifter on Oct. 07 2001,19:59

quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Uhoh, we have some disturbing news.
I just h4x0r3d my way into shifter's computer. Through his vidcam I saw him lying dead next to his computer. There was a mirror across from the computer and I saw a large zero written in blood on the screen. On his taskbar, there was a program running minimized. I restored it, and to my horror, I saw the following, trailed by a blinking cursor: syf0n emulation mode enabled
He's baaaaaack.

OK yeah, that whole thing is a little too much for me, thanks. Considering the computer I'm typing this from isn't even mine, I don't know how you hacked my computer, which doesn't even have an internet connection right now. Unless you're telekinetic...or something...yeah...

...and by the way, Civics are cool.

This message has been edited by shifter on October 08, 2001 at 03:03 PM

Posted by chmod on Oct. 07 2001,21:08

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:

Considering the computer I'm typing this from isn't even mine, I don't know how you hacked my computer, which doesn't even have an internet connection right now. Unless you're telekinetic...or something...yeah...
...and by the way, Civics are cool.

dude, he was just being sarcastic.

...and by the way--Civics are not cool.

Posted by CNCJake on Oct. 07 2001,21:16

shifter- dude.... mellow on the whole rich boy trip, that was pretty disgusting to read, similar to watching a horror movie and the main charater goes upstairs and opens the door that the killer will obiously be in; and all you can think is that was pretty fucking dumb.
peace out

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Posted by shifter on Oct. 08 2001,08:52

uhm. what rich boy trip?

Posted by incubus on Oct. 08 2001,11:28

shifter == syf0n?

Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 08 2001,12:30

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
The first to go...hmm...syf0n? No, wait...
My rich parents spoil my 18 year old ass because....they're rich... blah blah blah I'm a rich white boy blah blah blah My daddy bought me this computer blah blah blah I'm going to mooch off my parents for life cause I'm a fucking dumbass ... Everyone has a price...even if I can't meet it.

I think cr0bar needs to check the IPs here. Methinks syf0n is back.

shifter:

Rich white boy
Won't STFU about his car
18 years old

syf0n:

Rich white boy
Won't STFU about his car
18 years old
Banned from DetNet forums for life

We only need one more for a perfect match, people!

quote:
The other bottom line is that you're an enormous faggot, and blah blah I'm insecure about my sexuality so I call other people gay and hope that makes my dick bigger than the two inches it is blah blah I'm sure chicks love that.

And I bet shifter thinks his car is going to find him The Girl. Bullshit. You're going to find dirty little sluts who are willing to fake a couple orgasms to get a fatter purse.

And by the way - when I go out to "get some action", you know what I'm usually driving? My fucking minivan, bitch. And you know what? Piling 7 people into a minivan is a LOT more fun than two in my RX7. Now, if I'm going out on the town with the girlfriend, of course I'll take the nice wheels.

quote:
I do have to thank you, though, you've provided me with study-hall entertainment for months!

No need to worry. The way this guy runs his mouth, he'll be dead before the end of his academic career anyways.

quote:
...and by the way, Civics are cool.

Hey, look - white rice. My RX7 Turbo will fucking 0wn your Civic.

(Edit - fixed up some UBB code so it looks better.)

This message has been edited by The_Stomper on October 09, 2001 at 07:33 AM

Posted by cr0bar on Oct. 08 2001,13:45

Richard was banned for the personal cracks he made at me on the forums plus some other stuff that took place outside the forums. I'm not telling the story again. His actual presence on the board means nothing to me if he can keep himself in control. The posts I've read in this thread by shifter have been largely hilarious so I see no reason to ban him, even if he is Richard. Thanks.

Posted by veilside on Oct. 08 2001,14:31

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
Girls like nice cars, so I'll be ensured some action. What was it you drive? an '89 Toyota Tercel? What? The seatbelts don't work? I'm sure chicks love that.

1) fuck you.
2) fuck you.
3) '87 corollas own you and your mom. and that. is that.

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 08 2001,15:30

the only reason i still drive my civic is because it gets me 45 miles to the gallon.

i don't know about '87 Corollas.. but 2door '88 Corolla SR-5's 0wn j0u!
mazda blows ass.

anyway, i don't know about anything from the past with whomever, as long as it's not so inane in the banter of disagreement, i think it's funny.

/me shrugs.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 08 2001,15:51

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:

...and by the way, Civics are cool.

/me shoots beef pho out of nose
::cough:: ::cough:: ::choke:: ::cough::
WTF, I was beginning to have respect for you till that comment.

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
The seatbelts don't work? I'm sure chicks love that.

Dude, seatbelts dont work at anything above 120 anyway. Hook dat shit up with a 6 point.

quote:
Originally posted by veilside:
1) fuck you.
2) fuck you.
3) '87 corollas own you and your mom. and that. is that.

1) fuck you.
2) fuck you.
3) Gremlins 0wn j00 and j00r mom. You can drive them to the woods and the cook your dinner on the random fires, and sleep in the rubble.

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Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 08 2001,16:29

quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
mazda blows ass.

Oi. How can you say that? I'll admit that the Miata is definitely a "ladies' car" but the RX7 r0x0rz.

Posted by veilside on Oct. 08 2001,18:08

quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
i don't know about '87 Corollas.. but 2door '88 Corolla SR-5's [b]0wn j0u!
[/B]

er well...i was talking about the '87 corolla GT-S. (the ones with a 4A-G engine.) sr-5's suckass. :P

edit: typo.

This message has been edited by veilside on October 09, 2001 at 01:08 PM

Posted by chmod on Oct. 08 2001,18:12

oh-ho-ho, it's the 4ag. < http://www.club4ag.com/ > truly a magnificent machine.

Posted by shifter on Oct. 09 2001,05:37

for clarification: if you're looking for gas mileage and decent cargo space, there's no better way to go than a Civic. 9 years ago my mom had one...and it did well.

Racing is a different story.

and uhh. for MY clarification: is Richard syf0n? or are there two banned-for-lifers?

Posted by miNus on Oct. 09 2001,19:18

This topic was created by CK. It was never on topic.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 09 2001,20:06

actually it was quite on topic until shifter showed up.

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 09 2001,20:12

but it was the rest of us who kept it off topic.

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Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 10 2001,05:03

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
for clarification: if you're looking for gas mileage and decent cargo space, there's no better way to go than a Civic. 9 years ago my mom had one...and it did well.

True enough. But if I really wanna hit the econo-bandwagon, I'll get an Insight.

quote:
Racing is a different story.

No shit.

quote:
and uhh. for MY clarification: is Richard syf0n? or are there two banned-for-lifers?

Richard = syf0n = fag0t. Don't be like syf0n. You'll live longer.

Posted by chmod on Oct. 10 2001,05:32

This thread got off topic so fast.. well it never really was going anywhere to begin with

Posted by veilside on Oct. 12 2001,18:25

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
actually it was quite on topic until shifter showed up.

this is true.

Posted by shifter on Oct. 13 2001,04:50

it strikes me as odd that you'd go out of your way to quote a retard and post a three word slogan to something that's blatantly obvious. GOOD JOB, SMARTRY MAN! Did it ever occur to you that this thread was never on topic to begin with? Not like that's a surprise coming from CK, but hey...the real issue is that I simply commented on the fact that CK is a fucktard. It's not my fault everyone else followed suit, or talked about other random things. Besides, this place is a garbage dump. If you're relying on ordered conversation to get you by, then go read the Senior Lounge.

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Posted by shifter on Oct. 13 2001,06:38

You're one of the few people I know who can break that rule.

You know what I mean, though...you write about things that make no sense, are inside jokes, or things that people generally don't care about. Because you're a fucktard.

Posted by miNus on Oct. 13 2001,11:30

*eats popcorn*

...

*smiles*

This is the best show evar!

Posted by chmod on Oct. 13 2001,13:05

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:

You know what I mean, though...you write about things that make no sense, are inside jokes, or things that people generally don't care about. Because you're a fucktard.

shifter, you know he's not the only person who does that, yet he's the only one you ever seem to go after for it. in any case, it doesn't help trying to constantly flame people, so just stop. please.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 13 2001,17:21

how do you define "never on topic to begin with"? that's a contradiction of terms! all topics are on-topic to begin with!

Posted by veilside on Oct. 13 2001,18:19

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
if he flames me this much, I hate to see what he'd do to poor personguy!
btw, where the fuck is personguy?

he's busy makin video games over at digipen. i saw the post before but i don't have the link with me.

Posted by shifter on Oct. 13 2001,18:54

At least PersonGuy's posts made some sense by the end of the thread.

Posted by Dysorderia on Oct. 13 2001,20:48

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
At least PersonGuy's posts made some sense by the end of the thread.

Shifter, I acknowledge that CK has a habit of making dumb topics, but you are taking flaming CK way too far.

And if you haven't realized that, you are just as much a retard as CK.

*edit*ack. damn signature.

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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 14 2001,05:54

if he flames me this much, I hate to see what he'd do to poor personguy!

btw, where the fuck is personguy?

Posted by shifter on Oct. 14 2001,09:07

Hey, all I did was say one thing. From that point on, CK and I have been going back and forth.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 14 2001,12:33

lol

Posted by peregrin on Oct. 14 2001,15:49

i say we all pitch in, buy one of them a plane ticket to meet each other, and hope things turn out violently. we could have ck set up a live webcam so we could watch the action. if we're lucky shifter's hands might get crushed. no more flaming for him. and there was much rejoicing.

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 14 2001,21:35

Let's just stop calling him shifter. You should be referring to him as syf0n, or Richard.

Posted by peregrin on Oct. 14 2001,22:04

richard it is.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 14 2001,23:49

wait...you mean his name is shifter? I've been calling him shitter the whole time! Maybe that's why he hates me!

Posted by miNus on Oct. 15 2001,01:01

HAAAHAHHAHAH!1!!!!11 ROTFLMFAO!!!11!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

good 1 catknite!!111! LolOloLL!

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 15 2001,19:27

the general idea here that you are the same person as syf0n. and evne if you aren't, you're acting exactly like him. i believe others on this board would ask you to stop, but i don't speak for the people here.

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Posted by The_Black_Mage on Oct. 15 2001,20:21

yea this topic sure is dumb

but im not gonna flame ck for it

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 15 2001,21:47

gee, thanks

Posted by shifter on Oct. 16 2001,05:22

quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
Let's just stop calling him shifter. You should be referring to him as syf0n, or Richard.

?!?!? wtf

Posted by shifter on Oct. 16 2001,09:00

quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
the general idea here that you are the same person as syf0n. and evne if you aren't, you're acting exactly like him. i believe others on this board would ask you to stop, but i don't speak for the people here.

...OK, whatever floats your boat, I suppose. But if you're going to call me by my first name, then please use my actual first name -- Dan.

Posted by miNus on Oct. 16 2001,10:50

EvilGenius:

You weren't even around when syf0n was here.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 16 2001,11:05

mmm those sure are a nice pair of sin curves you got their baby. you mind if i integrate my function of x(y) over them.

just getting back on topic here....yeah right like thats gonna happen here

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Posted by peregrin on Oct. 16 2001,11:19

the oddest part that i see is that even after being banned for life, mr. dumbass still links here off of his home page.

Posted by just_dave on Oct. 16 2001,14:40

Man sometimes you think people can over come differences then you realize nope it can't be done..

btw I hated syf0n too

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quote:
Originally posted by Beldurin:
Try something subtle to let him know that you're displeased with his behavior...like kicking him in the bean bag.

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 16 2001,23:36

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
But if you're going to call me by my first name, then please use my actual first name -- Dan.

You got it, Richard.

Posted by PersonGuy on Oct. 17 2001,23:25

quote:
Originally posted by veilside:
[QUOTE]he's busy makin video games over at digipen.

Hey! Yah... < www.digipen.edu >

Sorry I haven't posted (or even visited) in forever. This school is INFINATELY large! That's because my ass is infinately small or something. But anyway, I absoultely LOVE it! Everything I'm learning is the stuff I WANT to learn! Kick ass!

It's like everything in high school didn't mean ANYTHING by itself, but now that it's being applied and expanded into things I actually CARE about... it's like cool! I don't understand how people can NOT go to college, cause then EVERYTHING they learned in high school is just a monsterous anti-climax that means nothing.

But anyway. I'm doing really well! I think I'm somewhere in the top 15 in my class (I think). It's pretty fun too. Were're FINALLY getting past the conseptual stuff and into the REAL guts of game making. Next semester my group and I (8 people) are making a cool game, and this entire semester's game class is dedicated to learning how to write Game Design Documents and Technical Design Document.

(I could go on and on... but I don't have the time. Bottom Line == college kicks ass and is the best time of my life (thus far))

But anyway, I don't know if this is the right thread to post in... I just saw my name come up. Cool... I miss you guys. I'll try to check in a little more often.

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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 18 2001,00:11

PERSONGUY!