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Topic: Fight Club: Who would you fight and why?
started by: Neophyre

Posted by Neophyre on Dec. 31 2000,10:51

We'll this is inspired by Fight Club. Best fuckin movie out there!

so yeh, who would you fight and why?

I'd fight Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. that little fag can only sing about himself. I'd shove that mike right up his ass. Don't even get me started bout that enimememem pussy

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Posted by Moddy on Dec. 31 2000,13:15

I suppose you like opera and listening to "the old hits".

Well good luck to you, cos no one else is gonna give it to you.

Ok about the actual topic, id fight this kid in my class called tom, hes a complete prick and he ruins everything, goodie goodie, suck up just a complete prick. Also he reckons he can have me in a fight so id just like to kill him, then laugh at his perverted parents who banned me from their house.

Eminem+Limpbizkit are 2 of my fav bands, im sorry but that just offended me

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Posted by Sithiee on Dec. 31 2000,13:22

i agree with neophyre, good plan.

i would have to fight george w. bush. id smack that dumb smile right off his retard face.

Posted by HOUND on Dec. 31 2000,15:30

i agree with personguy, i would have to fight my brother. even though it is plainly obvious that i am the stronger of the two.

Posted by Spydir Web on Dec. 31 2000,18:00

I'd like to fight Bill Gates... smack in across the face with a Debian/GNU CD *evil grin*...

(f)eminem, carson daily, backstreet boys, all that pop culture warping the minds of children so they rely on crap music, crap tv, and crap crap to live... yeah, I'd like to fight them all. And in the middle of the fight, I'd say something along the lines of "bitchass"... yeah, sounds good

Oh yeah, before I hit post... I'd like to fight heidi klum... I'd let her win, no doubt, but then I could smack her ass or grab her tits and it wouldn't really count as attempted rape or sexual harrasment or anything...

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Posted by jiggyfresh on Dec. 31 2000,19:16

ya mom, the bitch owes me money..

Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 31 2000,22:24

quote:
Originally posted by Moddy:
Eminem+Limpbizkit are 2 of my fav bands, im sorry but that just offended me

I find that truely offensive

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Posted by Puppet Master on Dec. 31 2000,22:26

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Posted by SLATE on Dec. 31 2000,23:29

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
I find that truely offensive

I agree
I'd fight both of them foo's
Yes, Foo's!
I pity them foo's!

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Posted by hal0 on Dec. 31 2000,23:37

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
I find that truely offensive

and that, my friend, is why he is a 'lam0r'

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 01 2001,01:38

I think I would have to fight LumpyDuck! (my brother). It's not that I don't like him, but I'm now 18 and it's still been unproved who is the "stronger" of the 2 of us...

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Posted by Puppet Master on Jan. 01 2001,05:00

I'm not sure if this counts, but I'd like to see Gore vs. Bush in a steel cage.

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Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 01 2001,13:37

quote:
Originally posted by Neophyre:
I'd fight Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. that little fag can only sing about himself. I'd shove that mike right up his ass. Don't even get me started bout that enimememem pussy

fuck'em both.

keep rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin in to a fucking tree bitch boy!

Posted by Cyclone on Jan. 01 2001,18:24

Hah! Screw0r Eminem!

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Posted by Wen on Jan. 01 2001,18:24

quote:
Originally posted by Moddy:
I suppose you like opera and listening to "the old hits".
Well good luck to you, cos no one else is gonna give it to you.

lol most people who hate limp bizkit and eminem are pure metal fans you fuel

people who listen to opera and shit wouldn't even be here talking to you now. hehe it's because of dumbshits like you that made eminem popular in the first place... haha how can anyone be a fan of a group that makes songs making fun of their fans.

quote:

Eminem+Limpbizkit are 2 of my fav bands, im sorry but that just offended me

'nuff said

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Posted by Wen on Jan. 01 2001,18:28

I'd fight this kid called Willy Young. The guy looks the same as he did in grade 5. I'm not kidding either. He still picks fights with everyone too ahahahahah

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Posted by aginor on Feb. 01 2001,19:06

i'd fight jesus.

my third post was supposed to be the offensive one, right?

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 01 2001,19:29

quote:
Originally posted by aginor:
i'd fight jesus.

Yeah. But I probably would have to have fought him when he was, like, 12. He'd have been all, "I'm the son of god"... and I'd be all like, "I'm gonna kick you in the head".

That'd be cool

Posted by aginor on Feb. 01 2001,19:35

and you figure that as he got older he wouldn't fight back! he'd sit there and you could kick the living snot out of him! and then you could say, "i kicked the snot out of jesus".

and you'd be really popular with the hot chicks who don't like jesus.

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i said to her "you know pauline, noone stamps on a burning bag of shit anymore. noone"
the tragically hip

Posted by Sithiee on Feb. 01 2001,19:53

heh....you dont wanna fight jesus, if he fought back, he would fucking destroy you. i mean, come on, hes jewish.

and i think i might have to add to my previous answer. i'd fight my so called best friend. hes just been pissing me off the past month or so, and id just like to lay it to him straight..

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 01 2001,21:22

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
...he would fucking destroy you. i mean, come on, hes jewish.

heh heh heh

Posted by aginor on Feb. 01 2001,21:30

yah well, i'm greek. he'd walk away with a really, really, sore ass.

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i said to her "you know pauline, noone stamps on a burning bag of shit anymore. noone"
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Posted by kuru on Feb. 01 2001,21:45

first i'd beat the shit out of whoever came up with 'fight club'.

next would be hitlery clinton. cause she's a bitch and i can't stand her.

then i would be done fighting.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 01 2001,22:22

fight jesus? yeah thats gonna help you in the afterlife aint it.

"yeah sorry messiah old chap didnt mean to send you to heaven and back...no don't pull that lever...no..NOOOO...ah i'm very badly burned...but i'm ok....owww....you spiked me!...you spiked me in the arm with you pitchfork!!"

or summin like that.

i'd fight moses though that shit about that honouring thy parents. dammit i hate brussel sprouts and that feckin commandment made me suffer cos of it. boy i'd go biblical on moses ass for that :/

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Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 02 2001,00:41

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
first i'd beat the shit out of whoever came up with 'fight club'.

Chuck Palahniuk

What's your problem!?!? Are you suck a dominatrix that you're upset when a movie 0wnz j00?

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Posted by solid on Feb. 02 2001,03:07

if you saw the 10 commandments movie they made like.. a loong time ago, moses got real old after visiting god for the first time-
i wonder if god was that boring.
ehehehe

Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 02 2001,03:13

... that might have been in The Bible too (10 C was a remake)... we all love fairytales

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Posted by aginor on Feb. 02 2001,03:14

i'd fight that wierdo aginor.

man he just riles me up.

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i said to her "you know pauline, noone stamps on a burning bag of shit anymore. noone"
the tragically hip

Posted by Der_Teufel on Feb. 02 2001,12:09

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I'd like to fight heidi klum... I'd let her win, no doubt, but then I could smack her ass or grab her tits and it wouldn't really count as attempted rape or sexual harrasment or anything...

I really have to agree with Spydir Web, Heidi is one of the hottest chicks out there and I would really like to "fight" her. I would also like to open a can of whoop ass on Bruce Lee, even though I know I would get my ass kicked.
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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 04 2001,22:59

hmm i wanna take on sampson see if he really was that strong with his hair. must use pantene pro v

Posted by Bozeman on Feb. 05 2001,09:40

Tipper Gore. I'll teach her to put stickers on my music, goddamit!

Posted by Raven on Feb. 05 2001,10:51

I wanna fight cr0bar!

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Posted by kuru on Feb. 05 2001,12:09

when you're done with tipper, are you going to take on joe lieberman next?

i'd like to add jesse jackson, rosie o'donnell, and any member of greenpeace to my list.

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Posted by damage on Feb. 05 2001,12:42

quote:
Originally posted by Der_Teufel:
I would also like to open a can of whoop ass on Bruce Lee, even though I know I would get my ass kicked.

GOOD ANSWER!!!

I'd fight Attila The Hun. I mean hell, you can always find someone around now that you can kick ass over. If you're gonna get YOUR ass kicked, go out with a BIG bang.

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Posted by KL1NK on Feb. 06 2001,00:38

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
hmm i wanna take on sampson see if he really was that strong with his hair. must use pantene pro v

LIEK JOHN ROMERERO!!!!!111111 WITH LONG SILKY HARE LIEK A PONY!!!!!!!!!111111

Posted by Vigilante on Feb. 06 2001,01:24

Oh, HELL no, kuru. Lieberman is MINE.

Posted by Sithiee on Feb. 06 2001,01:42

does anyone like lieberman?

Posted by askheaves on Feb. 06 2001,01:50

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
does anyone like lieberman?

Well, he is the 'lover', according to his namesake.

I think Liebchen suits better

Posted by Blowgoats on Feb. 06 2001,14:00

I'd double-leg drop kick God right in the fucking face. Just because he's never had the gaul to show his fucking face.....

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Posted by PlaztikPTZ on Feb. 06 2001,19:47

quote:
Originally posted by Moddy:
I suppose you like opera and listening to "the old hits".
Well good luck to you, cos no one else is gonna give it to you.
Ok about the actual topic, id fight this kid in my class called tom, hes a complete prick and he ruins everything, goodie goodie, suck up just a complete prick. Also he reckons he can have me in a fight so id just like to kill him, then laugh at his perverted parents who banned me from their house.
Eminem+Limpbizkit are 2 of my fav bands, im sorry but that just offended me

Limp Bizkit has some ok songs, but id have to agree that fred durst is a pussy wimp. Wes Borland is good guitar but thats about it. Eminem is a str8 up loser if you ask me. Why is he so obsessed with gay people? Beats the hell outve me

Posted by Sithiee on Feb. 07 2001,05:33

well, according to my last name, im a swimmer, but i hate swimming. its quite ironic.