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Topic: arf. new subjects for my articles
started by: ch1ckie

Posted by ch1ckie on Jul. 05 2000,22:20

any ideas on what i shall embarrass myself with writing next? real life chicks? personal experiences with loser guys? gimme some output.

Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 06 2000,00:28

....um.... i dont want to sound mean here, but who REALLY wants a love-relationship over the internet? those things are whacked. i had a friend who was 'seeing' (more like typing) someone for awhile and then girl just sorta dumped him and he was distrot. he thought it was real. i talked the the girl about a week later and she said she didnt think it meant anything. i havent seen my once pretty good friend since, its like his whole world just colapsed.

this brings us to one thing. Internet love-relationships BAD.

btw, why are you writinga COLUMN on how to pick up IRC chicks? thats easy as hell.

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Posted by DrunkNigel on Jul. 06 2000,00:54

I think you should wirte an article on how to impress girls that know jack-shit about computers, without making yourself look weird.

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Posted by jgabby on Jul. 06 2000,01:13

Some advice for people who know only computers on how to get some real-world action is always appreciated . . .

Posted by cr0bar on Jul. 06 2000,01:29

Rhydant: everything here is for entertainment purposes only. that includes ch1ckie's stuff.

that goes for the rest of you too: do NOT try any of this at home.

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Posted by ch1ckie on Jul. 06 2000,03:53

attn girlies: Rhydant is an IRC pimp.

and don't worry about it guy, it didn't sound mean at all, in fact, you sound as thou you need a hug ;\.

but ya know, a little bit of input from you could help, what would YOU like to see written about?

Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 06 2000,11:28

How about dealing with what happens when the relationship just dies but you stay together because of the 1st law of motion?

Or, how to disigage from a relationship because you have met another person?

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Posted by eng_man on Jul. 06 2000,12:09

How bout some nudie pics !!! =D

err ... umm ... yeah, I couldn't think of anything else to say =|

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.

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Posted by iso9k on Jul. 06 2000,13:30

This shit cracks me up.

Well, ch1ckie, since we are opening up to you and some of us may tell you secrets even our families dont know, then maybe as a sign of good faith, you can open up to us.

Tell us about a hard time in your life. something difficult and maybe embarrasing to your ego to tell. Make us trust you.

just a sug.

Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 06 2000,22:38

CASEMAN! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT! (I'm not sure whether your a guy or girl, but I'm guessing guy) Those guys aren't STUPID, it's just the result of chicks not being firm enough with the break-up. Chicks have to specifically take the person aside and say, "I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH (kiss for the younger folks

YOU IN THE FUTURE!!! EVER!!!" At that point the guy will understand that there isn't a perpose in being her 'friend' because being a 'friend' to a girl is essetial holding ground of one day having sex with her! He'll leave her alone. Hinting, "Mabey we can watch a movie a different day," or "I need some time away from you," or "I can't talk to you right now," are simply NOT strong enough. Instead of hinting, "STAY AWAY!" they hint, "there's still a chance....... COME FIND IT!!!"

Oh, and do a subject on ME! I'm a perfect example of what NOT to do if you want a date! (seriously, you really should.

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Posted by *Feste* on Jul. 06 2000,23:09

ch1ckie, you asking *us* for advice on what you should write next?!? Does it look like we get out much?!?
heheheheheh

Seriously tho, maybe a few tips on how to brush off that "irritating-can't-take-a-hint" person isn't such a bad idea....
Oh yeah... I'd have to agree with Rhydant, IRC chicks are easy!

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[This message has been edited by *Feste* (edited July 06, 2000).]

Posted by caseman984 on Jul. 07 2000,05:12

How about an article about all the stupid guys who cant get a clue when their girls breaks up with them. I was with my girl (I thought) for 2 months, but it was over about week 5, I just didn't have a clue. heh :P

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Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 07 2000,05:44

whoa... cr0bar actually adressed me. hot damn! now i can die in peace. heheheh

damni ch1ckie, you have blown my cover!

/me is now known as l33-hax0r_0wnz-j00
er...
/nick ...

hehehe, i think i WILL try some of this stuff at home.. er, yeah. now i just have to find a target...
/me looks around the board

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Posted by k00gs on Jul. 07 2000,07:13

if you could explain to us nice guys who treat women like queens for a year and a half WHY THEY CHEAT would be much appreciated =P

Posted by Cletis Litclicker on Jul. 07 2000,15:27

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Originally posted by k00gs:
if you could explain to us nice guys who treat women like queens for a year and a half WHY THEY CHEAT would be much appreciated =P

A) You didn't find the Clitoris;
B) They're women;
C) They're women;
D) All of the above.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 07 2000,23:05

*Feste* - I just gave it to you in a nut-shell! Who needs ch1ckie!? (j/k, ch1ckie... you rule... I just think I've got this one covered...)

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