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Topic: things you probably didn't care about
started by: peregrin

Posted by peregrin on Sep. 27 2000,14:56

karaoke is japanese for tonedeaf.

Posted by kuru on Sep. 27 2000,16:04

judging solely based on what i've heard on karaoke nights at the pub, i'm not surprised.

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Posted by Sithiee on Sep. 27 2000,22:08

yeah, way to watch a starburst commercial.

Posted by kai on Sep. 27 2000,22:31

your mom is american for slut

< yeah >

Posted by kai on Sep. 27 2000,22:34

sleep is for wimps by the way

Posted by aventari on Sep. 27 2000,22:38

your mom's so poor she can't even pay attention!

heh heh i'm sorry--i had too

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Posted by starduck on Sep. 28 2000,00:16

I like sleep
ever since I got a comfy bed, I've been sleeping every night
7 days a week!

Posted by peregrin on Oct. 17 2000,11:08

in the case that anyone cared, i started this forum prior to those stupid starburst commercials, and only saw that one for the 1st time last night. my response: eat me.

Posted by Wolfguard on Oct. 17 2000,11:30

fine! into the oven with you.

Sorry, that was the german in me acting up again.

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Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 17 2000,13:08

whoa who whoa, WolfGuard, that was a bit extreme.

into the oven with you? good lord, we've got ourself the next hitler

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Posted by Greasemonk on Oct. 17 2000,15:33

I dont care about jack and shit, and jack just left town!

Posted by Hex0r on Oct. 17 2000,19:35

WolfGuard ROFL... i have a friend of German descent, he says shit like that too... LOL

Posted by Sithiee on Oct. 17 2000,21:39

hey. im part german. im also jewish. i dont say things like that....but i make fun of the dumb russian immigrant at our school. cause im also like 1/4 russian. its so funny, cause everything he says, has the undertone of "I am Russian!! I am better than you." (said in a russian accent). and its funny, cause 5 big black guys beat the shit out of him cause he says shit he shouldnt....where was i going with this?

Posted by Observer on Oct. 17 2000,22:48

I think Wolfguard's comment was German in origin, but I wasn't thinking Hitler so much as old Grimm tales. (Hansel and Gretel anyone?)

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Posted by Willy Pete on Oct. 18 2000,12:52

Don't get me started on the racial slurs. Grew up in So. Africa (as mentioned) and can sling em with the best of them.

DOn't really think that was too bad from Wolfguard, although it was probably a bit too close for comfort.

Posted by peregrin on Oct. 18 2000,18:09

i fail to see how wolfguard was making a slur; he seemed to be simply responding to the idiotic comments which i happen to be good at making. and so what if he is german. it's not like that makes him satan incarnate or anything........wait, no, that's exactly what it means, nevermind.

Posted by Sithiee on Oct. 19 2000,05:32

where i live, im almost a minority(as a white person anyway), so pretty soon, maybe it will be acceptable for me to make racial slurs at the majority (hispanics)...but i make lots of racial slurs around my friends who know im just kidding, but id never do it around someone who didnt understand...cause thats just wrong...and i also beat the shit out of most people who say them and doesnt seem to be joking...

Posted by Lordbrandon on Oct. 19 2000,18:10

jack ass

Posted by DuSTman on Oct. 19 2000,21:30

What exactly is a jack-ass?

Posted by mqa on Oct. 20 2000,04:40

karaoke literaly translated is "empty orchestra" i think. here's something else you dont care about (or maybe you do) in japan they put the actual music video for the song on the TV while you sing, wheras US songs have some wierd ass stock footage (mardi gras type clowns for "all star" WTF?). i think US record companies are trying to be jack asses or something...

Posted by Sithiee on Oct. 20 2000,08:29

is that true, or did you just make that up?

Posted by Bozeman on Oct. 20 2000,09:52

That's true. While two species normally can't interbreed, horses and donkeys can create mules. Mules are neither horse nor donkey. Horses have 44 chromosomes, donkeys have 42. Mules have 43, which makes them different from either. Also, mules are one of the few species that can re-appear after extinction. Mules go extinct? Have a horse fuck a donkey and they're back. No cloning, no DNA, and no Jeff Goldblum.

Posted by peregrin on Oct. 20 2000,14:29

just out of idiotic curiosity, who were you refering to when you posted about a jackass? and also why?

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Posted by Blain on Oct. 20 2000,14:41

Kind of makes you wonder; are mules the product of a REALY horny horse, or did some drunk inbred hic from Kansas get a little board?

Seriously though, what happens if you breed a mule with a horse or a Donkey?

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Posted by Wolfguard on Oct. 20 2000,15:29

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
I think Wolfguard's comment was German in origin, but I wasn't thinking Hitler so much as old Grimm tales. (Hansel and Gretel anyone?)

I was wondering if someone would get it.
<humor>
But i think the nasis where just misunderstood. they were a happy people, just look at the movies, they are always waving at each other. Such nice people.
</humor>
And im very glad they got their asses kicked and tried for the crimes they commited.

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Posted by aventari on Oct. 20 2000,15:33

Mules are also sterile. They can't reproduce, so if you want another mule, you have to get another donkey and horse to go at it.

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Posted by Lordbrandon on Oct. 20 2000,17:01

when you breed a horse with a donkey you get a jack ass they're known for their small size sterenth and bad personality

Posted by mqa on Oct. 22 2000,18:55

if mules are sterile, then technicaly they aren't a species.

Posted by six03e on Oct. 23 2000,02:20

Let A, B, and C be sets.

If A is a subset of B, then A union C is a subset of B union C and A intersection C is a subset of B intersection C.

Proof:
We first prove that A union C is a subset of B union C. Suppose that A is a subset of B, and let x be a member of A union C. In order to show that x is an element of B union C, it suffices to show that if x is not a member of C, then x is a member of B. Suppose, therefore, that x is not a member of C. Then x is a member of A and, as a is a subset of B, x is an element of B as is required. We now prove that A intersection C is a subset of B intersection C. Suppose that A is a subset of B and let x be a member of A and A is a subset of B, x be a member of B. It follows that x is a member of B and x is a member of C and so x is a member of B intersection C.

I don't really understand all of this, but it belongs in this forum! And I agree it falls under the infamous category of, "who gives a shit".

Thank You.

Posted by six03e on Oct. 23 2000,02:20

Let A, B, and C be sets.

If A is a subset of B, then A union C is a subset of B union C and A intersection C is a subset of B intersection C.

I don't really understand all of this, but it belongs in this forum! And I agree it falls under the infamous category of, "who gives a shit".

Thank You.

Posted by Blain on Oct. 23 2000,06:58

well fuck.

edit: i managed to create a link that locked your web browser every time

This message has been edited by Blain on October 23, 2000 at 02:20 AM

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 23 2000,18:33

quote:
Originally posted by Blain:
well fuck.
edit: i managed to create a link that locked your web browser every time

Interesting... did you link to the detnet sex forum? That seems to lock up my computer occasionally.

Posted by kai on Oct. 23 2000,21:42

while we're off topic and all that

A donkey is an "ass", but an ass is not always a donkey. The word "ass" refers to several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, including the Onager

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Posted by Blain on Oct. 24 2000,17:29

quote:
Originally posted by aventari:
Mules are also sterile.

tell that to this guy... < http://sharehouse.nbci.com/dnload.php3?FILE_ID=513847 >

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Interesting... did you link to the detnet sex forum? That seems to lock up my computer occasionally.

i hope that's not in the sex forum, although i may have missed a thread

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