-steve wright

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-marcc
< lmao.cjb.net - funny pictures >.

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But where is < Gamera >?

'a lot of the things wrong with society today are directly attributable to the fact that the people who make the laws are sexually maladjusted.' - frank zappa

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

C. S. Lewis

"The only sure thing about luck is that it will change."

Wilson Mizner

"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself."

Albert Camus

"There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse; as I have found in travelling in a stage-coach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position and be bruised in a new place."

Washington Irving

"The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear."

Herbert Sebastian Agar

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is just five minutes more."

Anonymous

"A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use."

Washington Irving

"Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before."

???

"If you are what other expect of you, it matters not how much or how little you do." - Anton LaVey

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"It's not peer pressure, its just your turn." - Unknown

steven wright

What Moses realy first said to the burning bush.

God does not play dice with the universe.

Einstien.

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…

Put your hand on a hot iron for one minute and it seems like an hour.
Put your hand in the hand of the woman you love for one minute and it seems like a second.
That's relativity.

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:

God does not play dice with the universe.

Einstien.

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"God does not only play dice with the universe, he does not tell us where they lay."

Stephen Hawking (accuracy?)

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

cant remember...

Im tired of being everyones butt monkey!
Zander (yes, i watch BVS)

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

The Warden from Shawshank Redemption

-- A friend.

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"Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."

-Ash, "Army of Darkness"

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I never let my schooling get in the way of my education - Mark Twain

-some smart guy

"I'm not here to teach, I'm here to brag"

-LynxDuck

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ü§îñg |³³t§þËåk Ðö˧ ñöt måkË ¥öü å Hå×0®!
I love Kari p00h!

This message has been edited by caseman984 on October 05, 2000 at 06:56 PM

- jim

"I'm HarryMan!"
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"Let your wonderful spirit shine ever-bright andblindallthoseassholesoftheworld."
-PersonGuy

"Uhhh... I've got a crack in my butt."
-Butthead

(heh, just noticed the sig Caseman, love it...)

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