Topic: I need some advice...
started by: PersonGuy
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Self Destruction is the Answer
If your target is 1500 yards away aim for the head and you will hit him in the nuts. (My sniper instructor, panama 1988)
Always WALK away from an explosive device you just planted. If you run you may trip, fall, and knock your self out.
If you ever join Uncle Sam's Armed Retarded Mongoloid Youth (us army for the realy dense) and they say its just a short walk dont believe them.
If your in an aircraft and you see a red light in the cockpit dont ask what it means, you wont like the answer anyway.
and last but not least
When using a grenade pull the pin and throw the grenade, not the other way around.
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
leaves of four, eat some more!
Smoke 'till you're in heaven
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
if your target is 1500 yards away aim for the head and you will hit him in the nuts. (My sniper instructor, panama 1988)
whoa, you were a sniper?
never sweat the small shit
everything is small shit.
no matter what anyone says, jumping off a ski lift isnt fun.
if its yellow, leave it mellow, if its brown, flush it down
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.