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Topic: Ways to get fit secretly at your PC?
started by: MeatJam

Posted by MeatJam on Nov. 07 2001,21:04

Wow. I'm one of those people who constantly reads these forums yet seemingly only ever posts when the planets are in the right alignment or something. Well looks like Saturn is in the right position 'cos here I am

I'm making a guide to getting fit whilst sat in the comfort and warmth of your PC. No need for all that nasty sweating (filthy I tell you) and so called 'effort' like what you have to do at a real gym. Oh no, not for us. By using our technological advantage we can surely develop far more effecient methods of gaining rock hard abs. This post is 'cos I've gotten a little stuck for ideas.. and so I thought I'd see what you guys (and of course gals) can come up with

Let's hear everyones own secret techniques for toning those biceps, defining their washboard-like six packs and building up a mighty Counter-Strike trigger finger capable of crushing cars whilst sat in the comfort of their chair.

The guide so far is at < http://www.meatjam.co.uk/gym/nerdgym.html >

I'm expecting some witty and clever ideas, don't let me down

EDIT : Typo's are my worst enemy.
EDIT2 : And apparently grammar.

This message has been edited by MeatJam on November 08, 2001 at 04:08 PM

Posted by syf on Nov. 07 2001,22:01

SYF'S FOREARM MUSCLE WORKOUT
It's easy as 1-2-3!

1.) Unzip pants
2.) < click picture linky >
3.) Stroke dong

Posted by Observer on Nov. 07 2001,22:13

And here I thought you were talking about that damned < IGIA ElectroSage > that I keep seeing on tv.

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Posted by Wiley on Nov. 07 2001,22:27

MeatJam, when is the next spider battle? You gotta get that shit on Pay-Per-View, you'd make a killing.

edit: you owe me a mouse you bastard!

This message has been edited by Wiley on November 08, 2001 at 05:29 PM

Posted by SHOUTcasterPat on Nov. 12 2001,21:35

Yes, you can actually get a workout and be lazy at the same time by electrically stimulating your muscles with electrodes.

Posted by smart on Nov. 12 2001,21:58

Seriously, < http://www.tvpedaler.com. >
Check out the PC Pedaler.

Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 12 2001,22:45

Masturbate. Frequently.

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Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 13 2001,02:12

i'd just assume stick with masturbation in some form of wierd-shaped chair, or one with no back.. that way, you can work out either arm, and get an ab workout while trying to hold yourself up... or down, whatever you prefer.

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Posted by MeatJam on Nov. 13 2001,13:18

Ahh, despite the many Auto Eroticism responses I expected (Syf's being the best) I like this chair idea.... yes that way you can satisfy yourself furiously whilst working out other parts of your body, so despite enlarged forearms a couple of other muscle bits are bigger too - resulting in a more overall 'even' figure.

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Posted by incubus on Nov. 13 2001,22:31

quote:
Originally posted by smart:
Seriously, < http://www.tvpedaler.com. >
Check out the PC Pedaler.

it looks like syf0n! lol

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Posted by MeatJam on Nov. 14 2001,23:03

I find this picture quite disturbing. He seems to be playing a game probably with the name "Virtual Virtual PC Pedalling". It has a logical void that threatens to suck out my very mind...

But despite that the chair is perfect! Feel the burn! I must get to work on an update with this and some more idea's I've had >

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Posted by SLATE on Nov. 15 2001,01:33

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
-IMG-
it looks like syf0n! lol

No it doesn't, NO SHADES.

Posted by MeatJam on Nov. 15 2001,16:47

I hate to bring this rubbish thread back up to the top again, sort of like regurgitating a particularly boring meal. Yes.

Anyway I've created a new exercise based on everyones suggestions, here's an out of context image preview thing :

Thanks to everyone who posted, and credit has been given

(PS. if you click on the UBB code thing looking for a reminder, it links to the detonate front page..)

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Posted by Observer on Nov. 16 2001,05:37

That's because the page isn't there. cr0bar handles 404 errors by redirecting you to the main page. Same for threads that were deleted but still show up in search results.

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