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Dysorderia 
Kryten 2X4B 523P
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Posted on: May 04 2002,23:38 |
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*cough* rotten.com *cough*
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Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: May 05 2002,00:52 |
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MY GOAT jiz! It's been found!
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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liquid metal
i make this look good
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Posted on: May 05 2002,03:26 |
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are you sure it's yours? i was having 55 gallons flown here.
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Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: May 05 2002,03:29 |
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Reminds me of the convo i had with one of my robot parts reps.
He got a call from the university of oklahoma for some parts.
They were building a device to extract semen from a pig.
the funny thing is most of this guy sells is motors for power wheelchairs. These things will move 400+ lbs of stuff with no problem. (just how much force do you need to jerk off a pig?)
So now i just call him the "supplier of parts to robot builders and pig fuckers everywhere"
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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.
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"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: May 05 2002,07:31 |
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I could use a frothy glass of goat jiz
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: May 05 2002,08:25 |
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you can have mine.
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BlackFlag
Objections noted; Notes discarded.
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Posted on: May 05 2002,12:12 |
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actually, that barrel was mine. not sure how it got dumped on the side of the road.
know how most guys get rid of thier manual stimulation byproducts with a kleenex? well, i have a larger volume to dispose of on a monthly basis.
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editor
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Posted on: May 05 2002,21:19 |
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Thankyou for sharing...
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Jynx
resident n0b0dy
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Posted on: May 06 2002,20:31 |
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This was my favorite line from the article:
| Quote | | The police department "properly disposed" of the semen, but declined to say how. |
focl
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