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Basically problems can be solved. Shock treatment, bashing, consulting, therapy, death... something can solve problems. I have issues... no hope. Like here is the top 5 of the things I have noticed:

1. The man who stole the tank in California is my hero. I mean that is phenominal. When i have my falling down... that is my plan.

2. A friend of mine and I used to go to lunch every day and see who could embarrass the other more. So one day we go to Wendy's. He orders. i get to the line.
Girl: Welcome to Wendy's may I help you?
me: I LIKE POTATOES
Girl: Excuse me sir?
me: I LIKE POTATOES
Girl: well how many would you like sir?
me: I LIKE POTATOES
girl: Would you like chives?
me; I LIKE POTATOES
girl runs to the back... the whole place is quiet from my screaming. She returns with 2 potatoes which she assumed I needed 2 because that was the begining of plural.
Girl: Would you like butter or sour cream?
me: I LIKE POTATOES
Girl: That will be Ū
me: I LIKE POTATOES
Girl: Never mind sir, on the house
me: I LOVE POTATOES

So next day we go to another resturant and I am hitting on a girl. He runs over smacks me and in a Flammer voice goes... you bitch... what are you doing with her... (points to her) go back into the sea little fish. Ok touche he got me so I need to end this once and for all.
we are at pollo tropical (chicken place) and I inform him he will never want to play again. he dares me to try.
Girl: How can I help you
Me (sung in abnoxious voice): Corn Corn Chicken and Corn... Want to eat some chicken and corn.
The girl did not say anthing for about 2 minutes and said excuse me sir?
me (in voice again): Corn corn chicken and corn want to eat some chicken and corn
none the less the room went silent... I did it about 5 more times and yet again got free food (hmm I may be on to somehting) my friend ran out the door and said he was scared to see what i would come up with next...

3. I think Snuggles the fabric softner bear is the supreme ruler and god.

4. Bacardi and Coke with shots of Captain Morgan should be served at mass.

5. Lemonaide, that cool refreshing drink.

So there you have it. What say the jury?

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Oops on puting in Hilarios Links.
Sorry CrO.

1st time posting and I f-ed it up. laugh... and I was actually around when all there was was BBS'es. good ole Galacticom... Wonder if they are still around.

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Hehe

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Oh thats HILARIOS! I think I'm going to try this. I'll go to Pizza Hut, I LIKE PIZZAS. hehe Hilarious

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We all have issues, if all you had was problems there would be something wrong with you. You would have an ISSUE then. Ah, well, gotta say you kept me entertained for a few minutes there. What's next, "I WANT TO SEE RONALD, NOW!" when you go to MCDonalds? That might prove humerous.
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d00d!

you are a god! I thought i f**ked with the normals but you are king.

Thanks for the major laugh.

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So it would appear that there are others out there who are refugees from another planet like myself. Some more items:
1. Beer is the universal answer- example:
Friend: Hey how ya doing?
me: beer
Friend: so I heard you lost your girlfriend
me (depressed): beer
friend: You got the promotion.
me (happy): BEER!
friend: all right I'll see you later
me: beer

Try it the next time someone asks you a question.

2. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he keep doing it? Is Jimmy just a cracker or what. cr0 maybe you should address this question in a bastardization

3. Try Rhum Brun one day. It is taitian rum. It is beyond phenominal.

4. I will try to get the formula for my friends punch. basically it involves 151, everclear, and koolaid mix. This is crazy... 2 shots of it any you are passed out. great for parties because there is always the fool who says that he has had 3 and does not feel anything... go ahead pal have another.

5. In response to my own statement, what came first the chicken or the corn. I say it is the chicken for 2 reasons. 1 It is mentioned first. 2. The chicken needed something to eat so snuggles in his all knowing must've made the corn 1st

6. Hey Cr0bar. Perhaps we can make a section of the site that I can update... called like thoughts by agent x. Ya know I can do that. "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me" from SNL?

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