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A couple of Kentucky hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

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where's the link?

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It's a joke
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Originally posted by demonk:
The other guy whips out his cell phone...

I knew it was a farce to begin with. No one from Kentucky would have a cell-phone

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NOT FUNNY MAN!!! acutally it was .. although im from Kentucky I don't act like these people.

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It's a joke

It's almost sad when you have to explain that to them...
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I knew it was a joke... i heard it a dozen times I was just being stupid...
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Haha, that's something our W. would do...

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Nono, kai wanted to see the link because this was in the "Hilarious Links" forum.
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