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Nikita 
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Jun. 07 2002,17:50 |
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Some dipshit stole my lunch.
This is the 2nd time it has happened to me. Don't know if it has happened to anyone else.
Any ideas on how to nail this son of a bitch other than poisoning the food and waiting to see who keels over?
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WillyPete
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Posted on: Jun. 07 2002,18:14 |
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Copious amounts of laxative. (Always the best)
Edible Dye in food that needs chewing that will turn their tongue blue.
That stuff that parents put on kids' fingernails to stop them chewing them. Tastes Ka-ka.
Find a way to add alk seltser to the food so that they fart/belch incessantly.
Personally, I'd go for the laxative. I was at a party thrown by a horse riding crowd once. One girl was being a rich; stuck up bitch. A guy I knew was a farrier (Horseshoer) and had some horse laxative.
Doped her drink with half a capsule.
She literally shat herself in front of everyone. Fled out.
Find that stuff. You work in a lab - sneak it or chat to a vet.
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incubus
mack daddy
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Posted on: Jun. 07 2002,19:04 |
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Now that is sick. Me like.
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Jun. 07 2002,19:20 |
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Laxative is always good. Use enough of it and they'll 'projectile shit' as soon as it hits.
My problem at work today seems to be the opposite.
They had a birthday party for me and I have to take home the rest of the cake.
Too much sweet stuff.
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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DuSTman
70% water in a flexible container.
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Posted on: Jun. 07 2002,19:24 |
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I'm thinking more of a jack-in-the-lunchbox.
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Jynx
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Posted on: Jun. 07 2002,20:53 |
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Laxative works, but then so does syrup of ipicac.
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editor
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2002,00:36 |
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I actually did the laxative thing in a cake; the night-janitor was stealing too much of our food.
There were two slices gone in the morning!
He stopped.
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editor
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2002,00:38 |
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Kuru! Happy Birthday! And stuff!
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j0eSmith
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2002,01:14 |
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At the mill my cousin works at, the other shift kept stealing their food. Usually Spitz. So one day they bought a big bag, pissed in it and left it lying around. Sure enough, half the bag was gone by the next time they worked
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WillyPete
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2002,01:29 |
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Oooh, another goodie.
Make some sandwiches with some kind of meat spread, leave them lying around. NEXT DAY, make some with catfood or dogfood from a tin.
When they go missing, roll around in hysterics.
when they finally settle you down, amidst the tears explain what you did.
Word will get around.
Money says it's the guy in the toilets throwing finger down his lungs.
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