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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 15 2000,04:42  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Ok this might not be really important ,but here in America there is a real hotdog problem. Your normal hotdog does not fit your normal hotdog bun.

Now I know you can buy the special "uber-ballpark" hotdogs ,but shouldn't the goddamn hotdog fit the bun. Who was the fuckin genius at the Ministry of Hotdog Design who decided to make the buns 2" bigger then the dogs.

If you feel that you have been ripped off by an evil hotdog executive ,then post below. It won't do any good ,but it'll make you feel better.

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 15 2000,07:02 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I think it's more of a bun rip off thing. They make the bun's too short! Your opinions are heathen and contrary to the greater good of hotdog lovers everywhere. Hotdogs will always be in the right! You should be terminated with extreme prejudice by Unwashed masses wielding plastic relish serving spoons and your suitable parts removed and added to the eternal hotdog in the sky.
Those parts being your sphincter muscles, tendons, offal and body fat. Only these will be met with satisfaction by the hotdog munching hordes.

(Blech! Hotdogs, the thought makes one slightly nauseous.)

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(Homer Simpson voice) MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm...... assorted pig pieces in sausage form.....
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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 15 2000,16:32 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
damnit. now i'm hungry.

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 15 2000,23:15 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I eat tofu dogs
they're tasty, I just finished some actually.
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TOFU? Why in the name of shit, would you eat tofu? I like petrol by-product, or whatever the fuck tofu is made out of, in my diet too.

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there's a bunch of research being done that indicates that processed food isn't healthy, and that vegetarian diets are something human beings aren't adapted to. according to the research, the healthiest way to eat is to eat what you could 'eat if you were naked on the savannah with a spear'

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 17 2000,00:55 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
no, the REAL problem is:

Why do they make hotdogs in packages or ten, and hotdog buns in packages of 8?

sleep on that one

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Rhydant: To provoke you into buying more hotdog buns when you get down to the last two hotdogs, and then you'll have 6 hotdog buns so you'll go out and buy some more hotdogs etc etc etc etc

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 25 2000,18:09 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
you gonna stab the tacos? you're naked... no pockets....no money..

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