now with the niceties out of the way. i fucking hate my parents. i mean seriously, ill get into why they suck in just a moment. fuck i know im not the only one who just cant stand his parents. dammit i know most people cant stand their parents, but i think i got a set of the worse ones.
i mean, they have their upsides, but im so sick of being around them thatr im forced lately to only notice the hundreds and hundreds of negative things they do.
for instance-
ok, i visit new york state about a week ago, and for those of you who dont know, namely i think all of you, i used to live there, now i live in connecticut, so im visiting, seeing all my old cool friends, its fun as hell, went to more parties in that one week in NY while visiting then in the entire year ive been here in CT, not because im a loser, beause there arent any cool parties here, and the entire state basicly sucks giant-inflamed-monkey-nuts. so anyways, i visited, as most of you should know by now, i smoke weed... well, i used to. i have since decided that if someone passes me a bowl, ill smoke it, but i wont buy big... beautiful.... lucious..... succulant bags of...... mmmmmmmm.... pot... dammit, anyways, so i smoked some serious weed while in NY, and unfortunatly, me and 3 friends were in my friends car, having just packed a bowl, i took a hit, passed it to the driver, (we were parked on the top of a hill so we could see the entire city) and just as he is finishing his hit, out of nowhere, two bright ass lights appear, and i say "yo, chill on the bowl, i think this is a cop" sure enough, it was a state trooper. ive had close calls before, but i knew we were fucked this time, if u want to know about the close calls, ull have to say so and ill post the stories, but continueing, my friend, ill call him...... my friend.. holds the still smoking glass sherlock bowl in his hand, and simply lowers his hand so its next to the transmission, doesnt hide it, doesnt exhale his breath of THC-saturated C02, holds it in, and freezes, now the cop (i think, see i dont remember this part well) walks to the window, knocks on it.. maybe? then my friend opens it, still witholding his breath of pot-smoke, and the cop says something that makse no sense, "you know why i pulled you over? i smell something funny in here." now my friend without a millisecond of hesitation immediatly says to him, "its weed". now obviously my friend is a moron. but before i continue, lets annalyze what the trooper said to us. is it me, or were we already stopped and parked off the road when the cop walked up to our window, thus, he pulled no one over. so no, we didnt know why he 'pulled us over'. now, my friend could have said it was ciggerettes, or cloves that the trooper smelled, after all, we had 2 girls in the backseat who smoke ciggerettes, and that would easily be a handy and very legal explanation. so the cop says, after being alerted to the presence of marijuana, "where is it?" my friend lifts the bowl up, its still smoking as he hands it to the trooper, who then asks, "wheres the rest?" now right about now is when my friend makes me want to kill the trooper just so i can use his baton to beat my friend to death with it. my friend again, with no hesitation replies, "he's got it" while pointing to me. now what the fuck. he could have said, "thats all we have, right there in the bowl" and no one other then his stupid ass would have gotten in trouble. but no. he squeeled like a fat-overfed-dirty pig on me. and so i was forced to hand over the best bag of weed i had baught in about a year. dammit hes a stupid fuck. so my friend and i go and sit in the back of the troopers very cool car. while he literally takes well over an hour to write up the paper work and shit. so while hes doing that i sat there, zoning out while staring at his beautifully brand-new Dell laptop cpu. christ this thing was nice. it was hooked up to his radio, his scanner, his radar, everything, and everytime someone talked or did anything over the radio, his cpu was alerted and made a note of it. so later on, he tells us its only a fine for having less then 25 grams of weed on us, and so we went to court 2 days later, each got a 50 dollar fine, with a 65 $ court sur-charge for paperwork and bullshit. so a total of 115$. which i guess isnt as bad as jail or community service which i have also had to do. but thats for other shit. anyways, my friend has a job, so he could easily pay his fine on time, i however do not have a job yet. so i wa fucked. eventually, my mom found out when she spoke to his mom about some soccer cleats id forgotten at his house, and his mom spilled it all to my mom. so cut to the present, im grounded for several weeks, and my parents have taken my new computer out of my room, and i am not allowed to use any of the house hold cpu's. tell me, does this suck? but wait, it gets better. they payed the fine for me, which is good. but..... i have to pay them back... thats bad.......... worse yet, they are considering making me pay interest.. thats real bad. are my parents the most moronic assholes youve heard about in a while? i like to think so. fuck theyre gay. ive got a lot more reasons to back this up. but this is already a huge post. so ill consider adding to it later on.

Count yourself lucky. An acquaintance of mine was caught smoking weed in his car with about a 1/2 pound of weed, 200 hits of E, some acid, lotsa shrooms ... He got a year house arrest. (But I think he was still allowed to use his computer heh)

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"Insight is someting I always see to be harming more than words ever will do" - Thom

Second, your friend is a complete fucking idiot.

Third, your parents are cool as shit. My dad would have physically beaten the shit out of me. I would not have been grounded, but since I would be in the hospitol it wouldn't make much difference. My parents would NOT have paid the fine.

You are one of those jack asses that thinks that everything should just be handed over to you. Consider yourself luck, and grow the fuck up.

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jim
Brews and Cues

I'm 15 and have never tried weed (and don't plan on it), but my parents made it perfectly clear that if I ever did, and they found out about it, I'd have the shit beaten out of me.

I also agree that your friend is a huge dumbass- but then agian, he was high, what do you expect?

Anyway, your parents sound pretty damn cool. Hah, I have to buy my dad's truck from him. He's getting a new one soon, and since I'll be needing a car, he said I have to BUY his car from him for bluebook value. What kind of shit is that?

-Tony

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w00t.

My advice: grow the fuck up! quit complaining! (quit smoking and carrying illegal substances, whether you think they should be illegal or not! respect the law for what it is: the law.) and most of all, get a fucking life!

About your friend, Rol3x, after you beat him up, tell him to go fuck his mom or something. You are getting mad at the wrong person/people. Your parents had a typical parent reaction and you can't blame them.

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They have cats in the future?

WTF?
If you want to tell me you've never broken a law, i'll laugh in your face.

Now, on the other hand, dude, your parents arent "fucking cool" like these other peeps be tellin ya. They ARE ok. PArents who beat the shit out of their kids suck. its called "Abuse".
and before you sound off on me, yeah, i got spanked when i was a kid. pretty hard too. I still think my dads an ass for it. But he never beat the shit out of me.

Youir parents arent being unreasonable tho. First: You should have a job. And you should take fucking responsibility for your own actions. You smoked pot. You gotta pay for. You took a risk, wagered smoking weed against maybe getting caught, and lost. Tough shit, it was your call. Pay for it and maybe you'll make a better decision next time.

PS. I had/have to pay for fucking everything except rent from my parents. I bought my own car, buy my own clothes, pay for my own gas, and i would pay for my own insurance except my dumbass parents fucked up and told me they'd pay till i got a ticket. hahahah i drive safe, havent gotten one.
I have a good job and am paying my way thru college while i live at home. <actually, student fucking loans, but hey>. Im just saying, well, you gotta pay for your mistakes, and its your choice. You live iwth what you do. good luck getting your parents to ever trust you again tho.

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