"You know, that stuff'll kill you. You know, they put grade double-Q meat in that. You know, that will cause your colon to catch fire and burst out of your body through your stomach, then chew out your heart."

YES, I DO KNOW, god DAMMIT. Because EVERYONE has to fucking SAY THAT. But you know why I eat it anyways? Because I don't FUCKING CARE. Maybe if I actually GAVE A SHIT, I wouldn't shit. Goddamn, what do they think that I think? It's GOOD for me? I know that's going to shorten my life by about a dozen years, but honestly, anyone who has talked to me should REALIZE that that's not really something I give a fuck about. It's like Dennis Leary says, it's not like they're taking away the best years of your life, anyways. It's the Alzheimers/Depends/Viagra years! I, personally, don't want to see myself living that long. I mean, fuck, so what if I won't live to see my grandkids? I'll be lucky to live to see my OWN kids. And besides, really, my grandkids would annoy the fuck out of me, and besides, even if I do live to see them, when I die, they're just going to remember me as a fat, cranky old geezer.

Anyways, I just wanted to vent about how sick I am of people acting like that.

"Thank God you warned me, I almost had a moment of joy in my life! Fucking safety Nazi."
--Drew Carey

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Anyways, what I really can't stand (like I was saying previously) is the people who think they're doing me the biggest fucking favor in the world by trying to correct my life, so they can feel like they're Ghandi or some shit.

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Originally posted by Happyfish:
I somehow doubt Mcdonalds uses rat meat.
All the crazy stories about fast food restaruants are BS.

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I agree. All the time I hear those stories "McDonalds puts sawdust in their burgers! McDonalds uses rat meat in their burgers!" Yes, I'm sure they do. I'm sure that the health inspectors who check those places every other milisecond are a-ok with rat meat.

I agree with you, Ozy, that people who are really high and mighty bug me. I mean, yeah, eating tons of junk food is really unhealthy, but oh well. We are all human beings, and it's time we take responsibility for ourselves. It isn't anyone else's job to tell us how we should live our lives. If I eat lots of crap, and I die, well that's my own fucking fault. I made a choice, so that's my problem. If I smoke and get lung cancer, it's my own fucking fault. It isn't the governments fault for not putting bigger warnings on, or my family's fault for not preventing me from smoking, it is MY fault. So I have to deal with it.

People should worry more about what they can do to make their own life better, and worry less about how they can meddle in other people's lives.

(PS- I love Leary. I disagree with a lot of his opinions, but he is one funny SOB, I tell ya what)

-FFox

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Originally posted by Ozymandias:
By the way, trying to gross people out? What are you, in third-grade? People like that are even more retarded than the people who believe that shit

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Was that directed at me??!?! I wasn't trying to gross people out, it was just an exaggeration on what I've heard ppl say. Jeez, relax.

Originally posted by Ozymandias:
Anyways, what I really can't stand is the people who think they're doing me the biggest fucking favor in the world by trying to correct my life.

And what were you doing by flaming me? Pot calling the kettle black..

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Originally posted by Ozymandias:
Oh, and on a completely unrelated subject, my three favorite standup comedy shows are Drew Carey: Human Cartoon, Dennis Leary: No Cure For Cancer, and Comedy Central Presents Lewis Black. Just in case you were wondering.

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i cant believe you dont think that Dana Carvey's comedy central stand up one doesnt belong in there. shit ive seen that one at least 14 times and i still cry from luaghing so damn hard every time. just thinking back on the funny parts" fraiming OJ" "choppin brocoli" "naked time" "pres. bush" its all fucking hilarious, especially when he sings and makes fun of rock singers. damn i want to see that right now. how could you have left Dana out???

But dude, Lewis Black is the greatest. He just kicks ass.

Oh, and Happyfish...Well, there's not much I can say. Try looking at the post DIRECTLY ABOVE YOURS by Sithiee, that you obviously recognize since you replied to it, and is also CLEARLY THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.

And anyways, if you think that that was the pot calling the kettle black, well, go find a way to seal yourself off from the rest of the world, so we can be spared any more of your pearls of wisdom.

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