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OK, here's a rant. My Playboy subscription ran out, and I want to start a new subscription. I go to their website, and I click "Subscribe to Playboy!", and I get sent to either a Customer Service Error page, or I get a Java error dump on the screen. I've been trying for a day now, and all I want to do is patronize their service! Dumbasses.
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Ever hear of picking up the phone?

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 06 2001,22:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Playboy sucks, man. Consider it a blessing.

(besides, who needs Playboy when you've got Plumpers?)


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Ever hear of picking up the phone?


ph-one? never heard of it.

I finally found it. Seems that a bunch of their links are broken, but http://www.playboy.com/subscription seems to work

I read the articles.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 07 2001,14:42 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

phone: the thing that u unplug your modem from to make calls


besides all playboy is is boring articles with softcore fake titted women.

i want teenage double anal fisting!

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Modem? Dial-ups are SOOOO 1990's. Jeesh. Get with the times.
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 08 2001,00:45 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

After a day of reflection, I assume you're talking about that thing I carry around all day in my pocket. I assure you, I have no modem plugged into that thing.

Seeing as how I no longer believe in land lines, my cable will have to do.

And, maybe you're crazy crumpet and tea version is boring articles, but what do you expect from Engerland? I like the articles here. They affirm me.

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hmm lets see its legal to import hardcore pr0n anywayz so u can cram that up ur ass (like some of the gurls that i've seen do )
if you want articles read FHM or something FFS!

plus i aint no rich boy you fuck nut i a student i cant afford cable or adsl.

i just abuse my T3 UNI CONNECTION SO SUCK IT DOWN BITCH!

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i just abuse my T3 UNI CONNECTION SO SUCK IT DOWN BITCH!


Whore.

yeah, why would anyone want to subscribe to that crappy magazine anyways? them women arent even good looking.

boob shots of the same girl get old after 2.

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I honestly don't use Playboy for pr0n... unless the internet is down... and cable. Since I have more diabolical means of pr0n (plus, unmentionables ), it doesn't come to my door as an oasis of nudity. Like I've said in the past, I've used Playboy quotes in high school debates before. It's a nice right-wing magazine that caters to my fancies outside of nekkid chickes.
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