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Once again, I've been in that exact situation before, and I know exactly how you feel. I hope things work out for you.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 24 2001,10:30 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
*sighs*
start stuff now
get physical

*wishes he had a copy of that Hahn Ice(?) commercial*
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 24 2001,16:56 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
thats why im glad my roommate is a herb. or he's gay, either way, he aint hitting on nobody
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my room mate is hitting on this hot girl friend of mine. she and i are good friends, we have a class together, she is my type (i.e. very mature for her age and cynical). although i would like to go out with her, i never really tried (i thought i had no chance). now my room mate is hitting on her like crazy, and i feel like shit. it's sorta jealousy/envy, but also like he's taking her away from me. fuck i hate people. i hope she isn't interested in him at all (i won't find out till i ask her tomorrow)
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 24 2001,20:33 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Good luck, sounds like you are going to end up being the cry shoulder for the chic everytime they get into a fight. BTW with over 700 registered posters you and 2 others always seem to be at the top with highly intellectual and mind boggling posts. Eh...keep up the good work.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 24 2001,20:37 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
why thank u
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 24 2001,21:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
tell her that your roommate pees himself when drunk. that will foil his evil plot.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 24 2001,23:06 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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pees himself when drunk

Oh yeah!!! Good memory, Kuru. But, that brings up a good point. Slip in the occasional embarrassing moment of your roommate. Put it in rant format, if you must. As long as you don't put it as a 'warning' or as a friend. Just start ranting about him sometime like you just need somebody to yell to. She'll love it and then, she will be all yours!!!

Or, you could use the Butthead approach:
"You are a beautiful woman. You will be mine this evening."

BTW, how did it go today? Any luck?

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um im not going to tell her anything about that inicident that would be bad. it would make me look worse for brining it up just to make him look bad.

and i wont find out about whats goin on till tomorrow probably.

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This fits under the title but kinda strays from the topic.

This fucking user calls the helpdesk and says her pc is going into safe mode. So I go up to the 12th floor to see what crack shes smoking.

Her: My machine reboots real fast into safe mode.

Me: Thats not safe mode, your monitor has resized the screen to a smaller visable area. All we have to do is resize it.

Her: I did that already.

/*ok at this point, where shes confusing her monitor screen streach with her machine rebooting in safe mode "real fast" I know full on that she is a complete idiot.(there were other signs too, for example she does work at WorldCom)*/

Me: Well lets give it another try.

/* It works for a second then flashes to black and comes back up with a smaller screen size. Its not changing resolution its just not taking the whole screen up.*/

Me: Ok theres something wrong with your monitor.

Her: Whats wrong with it?

Me: Its broken, it shouldnt be doing this.

Her: Whats broken?

Me: Your monitor.

Her: Whats wrong with it?

Me: Its...broken.

Her: Whats broken?

Me: Your monitor is broken. It should hold the settings for the visiable area longer than 3 seconds.

Her: So whats the problem.

Me: You need a new monitor.

Her: Will I lose my data?

Me:Yes...All of it, as a matter of fact your fired.

/* she looked at me real funny for a second and I walked away. I think there should be a training class that these people take before they become completely fucking stupid.*/

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