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I had to go for surgery today, and they used some anestesia (spelling?) on me. Now my mouth is dry as hell. I know kottonmouth comes from the pores in your mouth shrinking, and I figure that's what's happening... so...

HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE IT GO AWAY!! My mouth tastes funny, it kinna hurts to sollow, and drinking/eating something like icecream only works for a few seconds...

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drink a LOT of water (at least a quart). This helps with ALL forms of cottonmouth, as well as the dreaded cottoneyes
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Kottonmouth? Never heard it called that...
I've only heard it called the pasties, and the way to get rid of them is drinking milk and eating bread.

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mix two parts bleach to one part amonia. boil it and put a towle over your head to catch the vapor. I think if you rub the inside of your mouth with Vaseline jelly it should lube it up enough. btw i am not a doctor and banned from being one in three states so caution.
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I repeat : LOTS of water. It's not an instant cure (takes about 1/2 hour), but unlike the others it's permanent. Put Vaseline on your lips to keep them from cracking.
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You know by the time you find something that works it'll go away on its own.

I like the amonia idea though.

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yeah, it's gone now. I just had some Pepsi and went to sleep for a few hours... my throat hurts though... The anestesia guy said they might of had to use one of those tubes to help me breathe but he doubted it... fucker was wrong...

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the tube is evil. kill the anesthesiologist.

this is why i never let medical professionals (aka paid sadists) render me unconscious.

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eat a piece of hard candy, like a jolly rancher or something. don't just crunch it up though. could also try a drink like gatoraide or some shit like that
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Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
as well as the dreaded cottoneyes

hehe u can tell we're all stoners here. connoneyes is THE WORST though.. when you cant close your eyes and when you can you cant open them again... argh

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