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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,18:47  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
About a week ago I was sitting at my computer desk and kept hearing this tapping sound on the window. I thought it was the bush branches tapping from the wind.

Finally it got so annoying I had to go look.

It turned out to be this damn red bird trying to fly through the glass.

I tapped on the glass and he flew away.

Couple minutes later he was back!

I shooed him away again. This went back and forth for about 10 minutes till I guess I lost my temper and shooed to hard!! I punched my hand threw the glass window! Yes, it sucked. Sliced my wrist open.

At least I have storm windows on my house, so there is still one pane of glass keeping it from being an open windows.

Well here it is. A week later and that damn bird still beats his head against the glass. All day I presume. At least everytime I go into the computer room he's there...

Fucking bird!

Everytime I go outside to kill his ass, he wisely flys away.

I may have to just shoot my tweleve gauge through the glass and end this once and for all.

How long to damn red birds live? Maybe he'll die naturally soon... Ugh....

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,18:56 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Put a strobe in that window, that or pull some blinds down, something that will wither scare the bird or make it think it's a wall. (they don't seem to get the concept of windows too well yet)
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,19:20 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
hahahahahaha


the thought of jim shoeing away a bird is funny as hell. hehehe

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,19:31 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
can you open the window so it smacks the bird in the face and makes it fall to its doom? either that o set a whole load of fly paper out so it cant fly away and then you just smack its head in

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,19:55 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I'm thinking electricity. I don't think a red bird would notice a grid of metal, cleaverly laid on the window sill, attached by leads to a couple of car batteries in series. It's those orangish brown ones that would figure it out. Or, you could deconstruct a bug zapper, but hook it to a neon light driver.
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,20:04 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
rofl. just got the image in my head of the bird tap tap tapping while it unknowingly stares down a shotgun and a few seconds later thers just a few feathers floating about

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,21:39 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Actually the reason why the bird does that is because it sees its reflection in the glass and it's also trying to find a mate.. or something like that.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,22:05 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Well, there you go, jim. Just mate with the bird, and it won't have any reason to be there. Problem Solved (tm)
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,23:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
tape an array of nails to the window, it will fly in, and kill itself, then drop the tape array into the garbage...
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