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I've had the flu for three days now. I have not had a single smoke in that time. I think maybe I'll try to quit...

but first I'll need an axe, some dynamite, a cowboy outfit, and the addresses of the head honchos of Phillip-Morris.

I bet the guy in the ad did the same thing when he couldn't find his last pack of Marlboro Reds.

Oh yeah. If you don't smoke don't start.

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I've had the flu for three days now. I have not had a single smoke in that time. I think maybe I'll try to quit...

Nobody likes a quitter.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 07 2001,13:45 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Oh yeah. If you don't smoke don't start.

Here here. I went home for Christmas, and my folks don't know I smoke. So, I had no cigarettes for a week. On a sidenote, I didn't spank my monkey for a week either.

Worse yet, I got back into Tucson, and my car battery was dead. I was so pissed off. All I wanted to do was get to a gas station, pick up a pack of smokes, and get home to rub one out. Grr....

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actually i prefer second hand smoke, first off, i actually cough less than when ive taken a puff or two, second- its more strong (the smokers lungs cleanse the shit and breathe it out, you take it in and try to cleanse some real shit) and best of all other asses (they may be asses to you, who knows) dont bother you about quitting smoking.
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[B]I've had the flu for three days now. I have not had a single smoke in that time.[B]

menthals are good for when you are sick, i don't know why.
when i am sick and want a cig i get one of my moms "kools" (i would suggest camel menthals)

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I used to smoke menthols a long, long time ago. Now they make me nauseous.

Or perhaps I should say made me nauseous, since I don't smoke any more. 4 days and counting, and I still haven't killed anyone.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 08 2001,21:32 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
menthols bleh they are gross

luckily i managed to sneak a bunch of cuban cigars through customs so i'm set for a little while hehe then its back to kents/camel lights/marlboro lights

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 08 2001,23:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
You all are a bunch of girly smokers.

Me? I light up a Turkish Gold, or a Marlboro 100

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 08 2001,23:40 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
You guys and your shitty American cigarettes... Du Maurier is the only way to go.
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I work as a clerk at CVS, and I have sold cigarrettes to a lot of grumpy old people. I want an answer from all you smokers: why are you so brand-loyal? If we don't have the specific size, variety, and brand name of your choice cigs, you won't stand for anything else. Especially if your'e into the rare brands that not everyone carries, like pall mall. Does anyone have any idea why smokers (and tobacco chewers, for that matter) never switch brands?
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