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They're even worse than the computer kind.

I have a fucking cold, and it's not like I can reformat my body and start over.

So I have to put up with snot and a stuffy nose and coughing for the next few days. I'm gonna be sick on Christmas.

Why can't I buy McAfee for Humans?

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load up on Claratine
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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 24 2000,15:51 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Why can't I buy McAfee for humans?

Get some hot tea and add to that some honey and some Jim Beam. Let the vapors clear your head and the booze will help you sweat out the rest.

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Warm brandy is better than the Jim. I recommend Korbel brandy... hell, I recommend that when you feel great too. Good in Coke too.
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As I wrote that last post, I had no idea that little parasites or bacteria from the meat I had eaten that night were starting to work their magic on my digestive system.

I can't think of a better way to spend the day after christmas (yes, the clever devils waited an extra day) than curled in a ball in your dad's living room with your similiarly inflicted brother. I did nothing but roll around the house, stand up, walk 3 steps, fall over, roll some, fall asleep, wake and continue the cycle for a whole day. I don't wish this on anyone. I'm only glad I could't walk far enough to find the shotgun AND the shells.

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ugh. food poisoning sucks. just when you think it's over you start puking out the OTHER end...

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fuck. I hit the "Submit now" button twice.

This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on December 31, 2000 at 02:05 AM

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As I wrote that last post, I had no idea that little parasites or bacteria from the meat I had eaten that night were starting to work their magic on my digestive system.

I can't think of a better way to spend the day after christmas (yes, the clever devils waited an extra day) than curled in a ball in your dad's living room with your similiarly inflicted brother. I did nothing but roll around the house, stand up, walk 3 steps, fall over, roll some, fall asleep, wake and continue the cycle for a whole day. I don't wish this on anyone. I'm only glad I could't walk far enough to find the shotgun AND the shells.

Was that "hereditary" food poisoning (family outing)? That would realy suck! Noone to sue!

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AskHeaves: You gotta actually cook those possum after you scrape them off the road. Just cause they've been in the sun for 4 days doesn't mean they're done.

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McAffee sux0rs! It permanently screwed my P2 300 into a primal state...it STILL won't shut down properly, even after multiple reformats and such...trust me, go for Norton...uh okay yeah sorry had to bring that up.

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