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Who was the sick fascist that thought this creature up? She's not even that attractive any more. Last night on MTV they were doing a profile like story on a new girl, Mandy Moore, who looked exactly like Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera. Britany Spears is the worst of all of them, and she was the one that started the craze. What a horrible style of singing, I can't stand watching or hearing her. Then today the worst thing in the world happen. i got one of her songs stuck in my head. Oops, I did it again, I slept with a dog, i swallowed it's cuuuuuuuum, oh I'm not that innocent, yeah no kidding. If I ever found who wrote that song I'd chain them up in my basement, alongside Britany spears, where I would put ants in their nose, and tape their nostrils shut. Put a fly in their ears and cover them with cups. Then I'd put orthodontic bands on their back teeth, and then weld a bar holding their mouths open, so they could never swallow, I'd peirce their tongues and run a peice of rope through the hole, and tie it to the wall, so they could never talk, just scream in endless torment.

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Musical talent: None

Big boobies: SCORE!!!

While I agree she has little to musical talent (at least _I_ don't like it) she is hot.

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She is fine. You can't argue that. But she is probably one of the dumbest celebrities I have ever seen. I've watched the making of her Oops I did it again video, and some profile on her, and she was a complete dolt.

In the making of the video deal I watched, I like the comment the director made "We are now filming every 17 year old males wet dream." That is so true, and that's the only reason she is where she is.

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Who's dumber? The celebrity with the big boobs, or all the guys drooling over her? I think that should be the question.

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Ahh the mamories are quite an atraction. Genetically speaking of course. Any intellegent bastard likes big mamories, same as any unintellegent bastard.

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ill say this about Britany Spears. I would fuck her, if, i could keep her gagged.

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Oh yeah? You like a little bit of B&D in your diet?

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...If only Salma Hayek could sing...
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Yes i do, but mostly i just dont want her to talk.

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Alright, I'll let that go by.
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