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Last night I woke up in the middle of the night for no reason. And then I got that feeling... you know... that feeling where you KNOW your nose is going to start bleeding. So I went to the bathroom and let the blood drip in my hand. I spent and hour with tissues and frozen pees and all getting things settled and when back to bed.

Ok, it's been more than 24 hours since then and I felt sneeze comming on. I was like, "OH SHIT! It'll probably start bleeding again if I sneeze!" So somehow I got out of sneeze mode. Then 30 seconds later I SUDDENLY sneezed without warning!

FUCKING SNEEZE!!

So now the pees are out again...

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 22 2001,00:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I, for one, won't make fun of you, because I had a fucking nosebleed for a week.

[insert joke about snorting crack here]

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 22 2001,00:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
my nose has never bleed... well, not a "nose bleed" bleed, atleast.

Anyways, this helps most the time for me when I gotta sneeze: thing of the sound giraffes (sp?) make. If you don't know, try to figure it out. It gets your mind off the sneeze and also gives you a good conversational tool: "Excuse me, do you know what sound giraffes make?"

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 22 2001,01:56 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I have nose-bleeds a lot..

One thing that strikes me about it is the taste of blood. It's not actually bad, but i could spend hours trying to find a way to describe the taste...

One thing i love is when it coagulates - when it's been bleeding on and off for an hour or two, and it forms a big string..

It's always great fun pulling one of those out of your face - otfen they're longer than you expected and you can feel it running past your palate..

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 22 2001,07:36 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I remember having a nosebleed for no reason before a basketball game. So trainers just plugged it up with gauze. At halftime I removed the gauze and the amount of half-congealed blood was quite amazing.

Also still fairly sickened to even just think about it.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 22 2001,10:48 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
i always get nosebleeds in the summer it usually ends with a big glob of snot falling out that was obviously putting pressure on a weak blood vessel

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 22 2001,16:54 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
My coworkers and I had a discussion on which would be worse to have: two black eyes or a nosebleed. We came to a unanamous decision that two black eyes would be alot better than a bloody nose. I get them frequently and they are annoying to say the least. Especially because my blood doen't clot very well so it ends up bleeding for a good hour or two on end. Not cool when this happends at sk00l.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 22 2001,19:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
ive had like 2 nosebleeds in my life. one was actually caused by sneezing too hard. i sneeze all the time, and theyre like chains, like 10 in a row....but it always leaves me cleared out....a bit messy, but cleared.

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One time I had this REALLY REALLY bad snotty head cold. I was on the bus and I ran out of tissues, and I started to sneeze, but I held my nose so no snot flew out. Then I kept sneezing over and over like 10 times and kept hold my nose. And this kid was making fun of me, so in between sneezes I said,
"You wanna *sneeze* see *sneeze* why I'm *sneeze* holding my nose *sneeze*!?"

And he was like, "HAHAHAHA!"

So then I let go and sneezed all over him and totally covered him in snot!!! THAT'LL LEARN HIM!!!

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...fine, I'll just laugh on the inside...
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