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I have been kicking this around in my Sex...Bad rant, but hey how about an official topic. My mother in law is a total fucking nutt-case (See previously mentioned topic for proof). She tries to run my marrage, and life. I can't do a damn thing that will make her happy, and I don't really care; however, she does. She comes over uninvited, she calles way to late at night, and she likes to let me know how her husband is a better man then I am. DIE BITCH!!!

Does anyone else have this problem.

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I think it's time for some cutting.

Cutting of flesh!

Cut the bitch! cut her, cut her!

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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 08 2000,20:01 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Insane cutting for an insane lady? Interesting....

Maybe just select parts of her cortex. I hear lobotomies work wonders. She'll be co-operative in no time.

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I heard about this rapist once who overpowered his victims and then drilled into their brain in a very specific place. This made them lose all voluntary control of their bodies (reflexed still worked) so he was able to keep them alive for ages and have his way with them whenever he wanted, before finally killing them.

Would a similar approach work here, I wonder?

By the by, whtdrgn, how do you pronounce that nickname?

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heheh... i gotta learn how to do that

i think its 'white dragon' just shortened. oh no... weve gota racist on the board!

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dude the answer is easy...move to another city, or the opposite end to where you currently are.

does you wife have a problem with her mother, if not then its time to seriously sit her down and tell her that her mother has got to leave you guys alone.

or to show her mother that you really care get an AVO!

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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 11 2000,02:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
An AVO?
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Atomic Vehical Overdrive?
Anal Vaginal Orgasm?
Ape Veal Ogre?
Automatic Vacuum Operator?
Automatic Vaginal Orgasmaton?

..alright, I'm out. What is an avo?

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White Dragon has nothing to do with the fact that I am white. It is somthing I got from a martial art class.

I could move to another city, and yes my wife does have a problem with her mother. In fact I think that she dislikes her more then I do (which is pretty damn bad).

My mother in law happens to be clinically diagnosed as bipolar, and manic. If I would have known how nutts she was I might not be married (How in the hell did I end up in this position - oh thats right damn week condoms).

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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 11 2000,21:45 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
AVO = Apprehended Violence Order

IE. a court order to make people stop harrassing you.

dude,then move!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 get the fuck outta there.

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