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The_Stomper 
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: May 22 2001,03:44 |
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Man, I need to blow off some steam. I came back from a school trip recently and probably my best "snap" ever. (Yes, I am mildly psychotic.) I had enough trouble not venting in the middle of my response to the Women In Army thread. Me, being a 6'0", 130lb guy, is generally taken as a "wimp". Therefore, people who don't know me well try to play pranks on me / bully me / fight me.
Anyways, here's the story:While entering Stomper's hotel room on 3rd day of trip, cocky SOB (who unfortunately is one of Stomper's roomies) decides to ambush people entering the room. Cocky SOB is about 5'9", 150lbs. Thinks he's hot shit. Cocky SOB ambushes person entering room before Stomper by shooting him with large water pistol in groin, making it look like he pissed himself. Ha ha. Very funny. Person before tells SOB to go fuck himself and advises him not to shoot Stomper with watergun. SOB agrees, Stomper enters room covering groin (just in case). SOB promptly shoots Stomper in the eyes with Silly String from about 2 feet away. Silly String does not have time to solidify, and is thus still in quasi-liquid form when it enters Stomper's eyes. In addition, Stomper wears contact lenses. Therefore, Stomper is now in great pain and quite enraged. Stomper grabs SOB about the throat with right hand and lifts him off the floor. Stomper: "That hurt, asshole." Stomper throws SOB about 15 feet across the room into the wall about 4 feet up. Loud, resounding crash ensues. Damn, that felt good - both the snapping and the venting. I'm done. Feel free to call me a psycho if you want. [edit]Whoops - missed an "I". No, I don't know why I wrote that in the third person.[/edit] ------------------
I don't believe in stereotypes. I prefer to hate people on a much more personal level. This message has been edited by The_Stomper on May 22, 2001 at 10:46 PM
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Sithiee
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Posted on: May 22 2001,08:28 |
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holy shit. thats fucking awesome. i wanna throw people through the air into solid objects.
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Dark Knight Bob
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Posted on: May 22 2001,12:39 |
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yo man you is da proper mr T. i envy you
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pengu1nn
I am almost one of Us.
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Posted on: May 22 2001,18:49 |
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i pitty the foo
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damien_s_lucifer
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Posted on: May 22 2001,21:41 |
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Yeah! Stomper!!! I'm proud of ANY dude who gets called a wimp all the time and winds up throwing someone into a wall. Good show!Here's my story, from about 10 years ago. It was my junior year in high school. I'd been harassed most of my years in school for being a "pussy" and a "fag." On this particular day, I was in an exceedingly foul mood, mostly because my first girlfriend had broken up with me the day before. Enter Ryan Van Slake. He was one of our high school bullies, and you're damn straight I'll post his REAL NAME on the Internet - anyway, I'm waiting in a big crowd at the lunch counter, when he goes "move out of my way, FAG" and tries to push me so he could cut in front of me. I don't really know what happened next... all I remember is that he flew about 10 feet, actually doing a full turn in the air before he crumpled on the ground and everyone started laughing and throwing shit at him. I somehow wound up crouched down with my arms spread out, and I was actually growling. All this happened in under a second... damn scary.
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DeadAnztac
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Posted on: May 22 2001,22:02 |
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Oh dude, I used to snap so easily! In middle school (so I was like 12) I was having a BAD day, and there was big guy making fun of me ALL DAY, then in the hall he tripped me. Bad move! I was so pissed! I have no idea how I got up so fast, but I was like instantly at his neck, lifted him OFF HIS FEET and bashed him into the locker with all the force in my body! I didn't let him go from the neck though, I just picked him up again, pulled him back and bashed him against the wall again yelling REALLY LOUD "COCK SUCKER!!!" in the middle of my crowded school hallway. =)*note I was 12, 150 pounds (lot's o' fat, lot's o' muscle), and this dude was taller, alot fatter, etc.
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DeadAnztac
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Posted on: May 22 2001,22:08 |
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Oh yeah, my brother used to push my buttons pretty well too, and one day he got me ANGRY! I was right by the knife drawer... well basically he ran faster then me, got in his room and slammed the door, lucky for him but unlucky for the door, the machete marks are still there... Pretty funny how I'm a pretty damned calm and inward guy =)
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Sithiee
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Posted on: May 23 2001,00:20 |
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when i was in third grade, this jerk who used to be a major bully and pick on people all the time got me in a full nelson. i wriggled out, and elbowed him in the nuts. he never picked on anyone again. lotsa people used to pick on me in 6th grade. by the end of middle school, id beaten the shit out of all of em at least once, and they were all my bitches. in 9th grade (first year of high school) one of the kids i used to beat the shit out of stabbed someone in the stomach. i stopped getting into unprovoked fights. last year, someone punched me in the side, i dropped his ass so hard that he couldnt play his instrument in band. someone tried to squirt water on me, and i wet his pants with the entire bottle. some military bitch stole and destroyed my 75 cent bag of chips, so i kicked his ass, literally. he got up, gave me a really hard right cross to the jaw, and i hurt like a motherfucker, but since ive learned not to show pain, he thought he didnt hurt me and got scared shitless. i still dont provoke fights anymore. but if someone pulls me in, you can be sure im gonna kick their ass.
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