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You buy a bottle of milk, only to find the sodding thing is already off by the time you get it home from the store.

Such a bollock ache.

Don't you love the smell of rotten milk?

You know, the stuff that's turned lumpy and congealed on the bottom of the bottle.

Pure bliss disposing of that stuff.

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Or when you go to get your heroin and the damn bloke only got the meth em feta mines. Filty buggers. Pisses me right off.

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bottle of milk?

you ought to upgrade to the carton form.

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meth em feta mines.

Wow, are those some new type of drug, or just another name for methamphetamines.

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Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
bottle of milk?

you ought to upgrade to the carton form.


Except for the fact that the cardboard cartons don't keep milk fresh as long as the plastuic jugs do. Plus with as quickly as I go through milk, I have to get the gallon containers anyway.


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Wow, are those some new type of drug, or just another name for [b]methamphetamines.

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It was a simple ploy on words. As seen in the movie "Trainspotting" where all da inglash blokes spoke lak thas, an erybudy wus usin tha heroin or da met an pheta mines.

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:

It was a simple ploy on words. As seen in the movie "Trainspotting" where all da inglash blokes spoke lak thas, an erybudy wus usin tha heroin or da met an pheta mines.


not many inglash blokes in trainspotting. but i guess all our accents sound the same huh? still, if you fancy going in to the gunners in edinburgh and telling the customers that they all sound english to you, then you'll be glad to know we have a national health sevice in all parts of the UK.
but yeah rotten milk sucks, if it happens a lot, get yourself a churn and start whacking out your own cheese, so to speak. you'll feel better

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not many inglash blokes in trainspotting. but i guess all our accents sound the same huh? still, if you fancy going in to the gunners in edinburgh and telling the customers that they all sound english to you, then you'll be glad to know we have a national health sevice in all parts of the UK.


I actually never saw all of trainspotting, just the bar scene where the dude throws the beer mug over the balcony. and the person I was with told me they were english. I apologise for any misrepresentations i made. Also seeing how half my family has a very military background every holiday get together turned into a training session from all my uncles and cousins in various branches of the armed forces. So i would fancy talking to your gunners in edinburgh cause i can damn well take care of my self.

Have a wonderfully peachy day.

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