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ok i hte school and it hates me. i have had good teachers and bad but this fat lady who went to asia and thinks its funny people shot at er because she picked te popies takes the cake! she as got some funny ideas about essays. here is a pefectly good essay i wrote, and the you see how the small whale with a stick protuding from her ass made me redo it..

I don’t like big wristwatches. A small wristwatch is just as good as a bulky heavy one, but without the hassle of having a weight on your arm.
Watches are useful and I think everyone should have one, but why have something that hinders your movement? A big watch can make your arm uncomfortable when it lays on a table. Why have this kind of irritation when a light leather strapped watch is just as effective at telling time?
If it’s not just telling time you want, a good small watch will deliver. My watch has a leather strap, and weighs less than 2 pens, but will act as a timer, an alarm, keep track of all world time zones and just about anything my last fat metal watch can do. The only difference between a high quality stainless steel or gold watch and mine is weight and size and look.
I like the way a leather watch looks. If you are not planing to wear an Armani suit, then why have the flashiest thing you wear on your wrist? The leather look is contemporary and stylish.
Leather watches deliver identical performance too heavier watches without any discomfort of hassle. They just make more sense to use.

A small wristwatch is just as good as a bulky heavy one, but without the hassle of having a weight on your arm. Watches come in all shapes and sizes, all types of material, from wood to leather, all have there ups and downs but in the end small watches are better.
Watches are useful and everyone needs one, but why have one that hinders your movement? A big watch can make your arm uncomfortable when it lays on a table. Why have this kind of irritation when a light leather strapped watch is just as effective at telling time?
If it is not just telling time that is needed, a good small watch will also suffice. There are watches with a leather strap that weigh less than two pens, but will act as a timer, an alarm, keep track of all the world’s time zones and just about anything a fat metal watch can do. The only difference between a high quality stainless steel or gold watch and these less expenciv versions is weight and size and look.
A leather watch looks elegant. If you are not planing to wear an Armani suit, then why have the flashiest thing you wear on your wrist? The leather look is contemporary and stylish.
Leather watches deliver identical performance too heavier watches without any discomfort of hassle. They just make more sense to use.

ok maybe you think you cant tell the difference.. but i can. wich do you think is better? and see if you can tell some of her skrewed up idead about essays.

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just noticed about ten mis spelled words in that rant, sorry...
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Originally posted by Wh4ck3r:
...this fat lady who went to asia and thinks its funny people shot at er because she picked te popies takes the cake!

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do i EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT?!

/me pulls the lam0r alarm

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I think the first one is better...
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What the hell kind of school do you go to? If I turned in an essay that short about fucking wristwatches I'd be laughed off the campus by all the faculty, staff, groundskeepers, and probably the kitchen workers too!

Jesus Christ, I hope they raise taxes 1,000\% so we can pump some money into the educational system!!!!

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i agree with cr0, wtf kind of essay was that? what was the assignment? "100 word long essay that deceptivly seems to have a point and yet says nothing at all??" and the second one was better by far, but was still pretty dumb...
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 18 2000,10:53 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

i normally dissagree with sithee, but that was pretty funny dude :)

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 18 2000,12:08 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

well the lady is really a history teacher who got pissed when we all failed a test because "we cant write essays" so she made us do an essay on any goddamned topic we want. so insted of being deep i decided to hand is somthing that nobody cares about.
by the way a few of her stupid rules are : no conjuctions no personal reference. maybe im just diferent when i think she isent quite the sharpest tool.

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Dude, she's right. She knows what she's talking about.

I see the differences, and the second essay is better. Why? Because it lays out a series of facts an opinions that are divorced from the author. This gives a better sense of credibility.

Besides, one of the major rules governing grammar states that you should stick with one "person" (1st, 2nd, 3rd) throughout the paragraph--switching is confusing and poor construction.

Bottom line--she's trying to educate you. She's right, now learn instead of complaining.

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i agree with cr0, wtf kind of essay was that? what was the assignment? "100 word long essay that deceptivly seems to have a point and yet says nothing at all??" and the second one was better by far, but was still pretty dumb...

Come on, guys. Be kind. It takes a lot of courage for a 3rd grader to post something this near and dear to his heart and open it up for public criticism.

I'm kidding, Wh4ack3r. Cool 1337 name, bTW.

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