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today was my first day of work. they won't even let me go to the bathroom without an escort. i don't even know what my job is yet.
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PostIcon Posted on: May 06 2001,21:30 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Are you sure you're not in jail? Your first day of "work" sounds a lot like every day in the slammer.
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ROTFLMAO! Ahahhahaha
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Warden: Ah ha, another Music pirate.
Warden2: Yes, I can't belive it, they keep falling for this 'job' scam
<zoom to the hallway below>
CK: Wow, I can't wait to start.
Warden3: Yes, we hope you enjoy your time here at *mumbleandcough*
CK: So do I..
Warden3: This man here with the billyclub, Glock and 20,000volt stun-gun will be your 'escort'. You can't touch, drink, piss, shit, eat, smile, frown, walk, stand, jump, turn your head, blink or speak without him supervising. Should you fail to remember any of this he is authorized to beat and electrocute you at will.
Warden4: *evil grin*
CK: Uhh.. at least the pay's good..

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ha ha very funny. you could have mentioned a mental institute as well. anyway this is where i work.
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My father (he who is partially responsible for the production of me - blame him) works as a database d00d in some plant where they purify uranium. He had his camera confiscated by the security guards, and he was displeased by this.

What a jolly nice story.

Edit: I made a joke about it being a mental ward, posted it and then found out someone else had made a similar joke in the meantime. Retracted. I also asked a question which had been answered in the meantime. Question retracted. Only the feintly amusing anecdote of the original post remains.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 06 2001,22:50 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Dude!!! I know someone who just started working there too! Holy damn!
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His real name is Adam Foch, he goes by Moto online and he started a job there about a month ago, he was in my clan FTA. Weirdness man, weirdness.

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Naval Research Labs: Attracting the best and brightest, then beating them with clubs.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 07 2001,02:12 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Dude thats wicked! I mean your work site has a .mil suffix!

And since it is the navy you'd better get a crowbar.. NO, not cr0bar, CROWBAR.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 07 2001,11:06 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Are you sure you're not in jail? Your first day of "work" sounds a lot like every day in the slammer.

This would explain why the updates to Detnet are so slow

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