I got this mail a while ago from one of my friends. It drove me crazy until I replied.

quote:

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This is going to be the most fucked mail you have ever receive! But I'm almost done with my CV and I started to... well I... was trying to figure out... I kinda wanted to know... not that it's a contest... I really just kinda noticed... Kind of a Fleeting Thought... Well... I was pondering... I mean... I was just kinda wondering...

How many lights do have on your computer system?

I have:

1 on each monitor;
3 on USB keyboard;
4 on remote keyboard receiver;
1 on gamepad;
9 on modem;
1 on SubWoofer;
3 on Tower;
2 on Removeable HDD Bay;
1 on CD ROM;
1 on CD Writer;
1 on Stiffy Drive;
2 on Network Card; (suspect)
1 on mobo for str;
2 on printer

That's 32 freaking lights! (me thinks)

Is that healthy? Man, that's fucking Phoenix!

The only thing freakier than this mail would be if someone replied.

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Here's my reply:

quote:

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I SO FUCKING HATE YOU!!! YOU BASTARD!!! YOU WILL FUCKING ROT IN HELL FOR THIS!!!

I have:
9 on monitor (fuck you I don't have kewl kick ass 17" monitors like you) 4 on my keyboard 1 on my speaker 2 on my writer 1 on my stiffy drive 3 on my case 1 on mobo for str 2 on lan card 5 on printer

I think that's all

i gots an internal modem so no lights there. Neither do I have a gamepad, 2nd keyboard, or removable hdd bay. Hey, come to think of it, if I did have all that shit I'd have more lights than you

so that makes 28

i so fucking hate you.

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What about you guys?

This message has been edited by beuges on September 02, 2001 at 02:44 PM

3 on the monitor (HD15/BNC indicator, power indicator)

11 on the DTT2500 amp (music, movie, fourpoint, stereo, dolby digital, prologic dig in, prologic analog in, left only, right only, power, mute)

1 on my floppy

2 on my dvd

1 on my cd-r

4 on my nic (link, activity, 100mbit, full duplex)

0 on my keyboard (it's wireless)

0 on my mouse

9 on my usb hub (power, 4[two per port])

4 on my printer (power, paper, black, color)

1 on my scanner (power)

16 on my switch (power, 5[link, 100mbit, fdx])

4 on my modem (power, carrier, off hook, data)

Plus a bunch more on my fileserver, which has a floppy, cdrom, nic, and wired keyboard. Yeah, I'm inundated with LEDs.

so all in all 16 ...17 if u include the lamp

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Leave the kids alone -
with me!

249 on hubs
109 on switches
6 on dsl router
2 on pcmcia nic #1
2 on pcmcia nic #2
9 on laptop
2 on sun monitor
10 on sun server HDs
1 on sun server floopy
1 on sun server cdrom
6 on sun sever keyboard
9 surrounding lcd display on sun server
12 on modem
3 on Nic in pc desktop
1 floopy on pc desktop
2 on cdr on pc desktop
1 on dvd drive on pc desktop
8 on pc desktop case
3 on pc keyboard
1 on pc monitor
1 on pc speakers
1 on sunworkstation floopy
1 on sunworkstation cdrom
6 on sunworkstation keyboard
1 massive on SGI case
2 on SGI cdrom
3 on SGI monitor
3 on SGI keyboard
1 on SGI speakers
1 on SGI nic
5 on KVM
1 on webcam

Jesus. Thats 463. Im sure theres a couple of things if neglected to mention. I dont even want to start on the stereo....

well here's my measly list:
1 on speakers
1 on monitor
3 on keyboard
2 on mouse
3 on case
4 on nic
2 on cd drives
1 on mobo

17 total