<midget>nyahaha... YOU'RE NO "GENIUS"! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL!
</midget>YOU... SON OF BITCH! I DIDN'T HIRE YOU TO INSULT ME! HY-YA! 
<midget>Shit! You kicked me right in the EYE you ass-hole!
</midget>
Sorry... I was aiming for the nuts, but I forgot you were a midget... 
<midget>This SUCK! YOU suck! I'm leaving!
</midget>
Wait! You have to fix my bad links! 
<midget>Yah yah... whatever... just holler... nya... ha... ha... ow...</midget>
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
http://www.personguy.com