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ok simple request i want a really viscious virus for an asshole that treated my girlfiend like shit when there was nothing i could do to stop it. i dont care about the consequences i want this asshole to pay and pay good. this probably might belong in rants or even classroom but i want someting thats high quality and this seemed a better place.

Some if not all of you probably disagree with my methods but me being of the anarchist cookbook type i never do things by halves cos then you just don't get the right mix of explosives

moderate me all you want renegade i just wanted to put this up and hope for the best
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Heh, why a computer virus? You should just go and let the air out of his car tires at random intervals for the next few months or so. It would probably get to him more.

Regarding the virus, there are plenty on the 'net - a websearch would turn up a number of especially malicious virii.

Personally, I think it'd be a lot better if you could somehow get him to delete his own files (social engineering).

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good point, kuru. Leave the poor guy's computer alone. Releasing viruses into the wild is bad and evil and will curse you for eternity.

Shit in a bag (human shit is more disgusting than dog shit), put it on his doorstep, light it on fire and hide behind a bush. Whoever answers the door will be tricked into stomping it out.

Then bash his fucking mailbox in for good measure.

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and bag of flaming anything on my doorstep, id either let it burn, or go get some water to put it out...maybe pee on it....but i know the flaming dog shit routine only too well....
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thermite on the bonnet of his car?

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That would melt through the engine block, if you put enough on. My advice? The shaving cream bomb. Straight from the anarchist's cookbook. First, get some liquid nitrogen, about 15 cans shaving cream, and somehow access to his car. Before sunrise, go to his car, dip each can in the nitrogen. Use strong pliers to rip off te can, leaving a solid block of cream. Throw the block in, and repeat until you run out of cans. When the sun rises, the cream will expand, and fill his car. When he opens the door, he is in for a surprise.

(try to get one in the glove compartment too)

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BAH.

jack up his car and put it on blocks.
remove all 4 tires and carefuly place them on the hood and truck of his car.
place all the lug nuts in the center of his tires.
Steal his lug wrench.

Watch the fun...sooner or later he will find out what is missing.

after he goes and gets a new lug wrench very nicely place a rag on his hood and return his lug wrench.

remove all the lugnuts and replace with randomly selected locking lugnuts. Deflate tires by removeing and replacing valve cores.
Leave an icepick next to one of the tires.
(no real damage done but its fun to fuck with their minds)


or better. works best on car with sun roof.

fill car to top with water. Fill with โ worth of guppies. watch look on face as he comes out and sees car has been turned into fish tank. Leave can of fish food on top next to sun roof

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ah just trojan the bastard and make his cd drive open and close all day long.

although he probably has some sort of antivirus or something.

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Put the car on cinder blocks, slash the top of the tire open, and fill with cement. He will get 1/20 miles to the gallon, and 0-60 in three hours.

(edit: spelling)

This message has been edited by Bozeman on January 25, 2001 at 11:39 AM

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god the world has gotten too techie.

what you need is a good, strong, sharp knife with a blade somewhere around 6" long.

use it to deflate his tires.

coat his car in eggs. uncooked, and break the shells. it will royally fuck up his paint job.

pour some sugar in his gas (petrol) tank. lots of it. the more the better. if you can't use sugar, use water.

put a flaming bag of dog poo on his porch.

but man, don't kill his computer just cause HE'S an asshole.

the computer didn't do anything wrong.

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