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I need a good fortran compiler for windows, so I don't have to go to class anymore. I had one from imagine or something, but for some reason my programs wouldn't compile. It was kind of odd, like it wanted everything to be in lower case and there were some inconsistancies with syntax compared to my textbook and the linux compiler I use in class (xlf90). So...whatcha got?
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I got a big slap across the face for you, because Fortran is for losers.
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trying to use fortran is like trying to insert pineapples in your ass... it just aint right.

are you using fortran 77 or the updated 99 one. they're both shit its just the updated one is kinda easier to use.

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Originally posted by askheaves:
I had a professor in college... Dr. Hue Tran... not related to Fortran. (he was full of jokes like that)

I love the Vietnamese... I've met plenty of Vietnamese people and almost *every one* had an awesome sense of humor.

Like my old boss Kimo Huynh -

"My name's Kimo. As in Kimo Sabe." (raises hand like an Indian) "How."

"I think she needs some Kimo Therapy."

"My Mexican friends all think I'm an eskimo."
"Why?"
"I dunno. Every time I see them, they say 'Hey! Es Kimo!"

"What is wrong with white people? And why do they get so nervous when I pet their dog?"

etc.

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Fortran will never die... because whatever language the Fortran nuts are using, they'll call it Fortran.

I had a professor in college... Dr. Hue Tran... not related to Fortran. (he was full of jokes like that)

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a) I have to take fortran, it's a required class. A very easy one at that.

b) what's wrong with fortran?

c) gimmie a compiler or I'll kill you.

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Okay! Okay! You don't have to be mean about it.

Here.

edit - BTW, did I ever mention that Google 0wnz me? It does. And don't let me start on GIS.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 21 2001,20:58 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Just curious: How the fucking hell is a fortran class required? What major is that for? History of CS? How Not To Design A Programming Language 101?

(really though, I'm curious )

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nuclear engineering. they figure a lot of the stuff engineers and physicists work on will be a continuation of stuff being researched for the past 30 years, back then when they used fortran.

actually, I had a choice between intro to c++ and intro to fortran/matlab. I chose fortran because I didn't feel like having to walk to the forum (building ass long away) twice a week at 7:30 am.

actually thats kinda a moot point since I don't go to class anyway. oh well

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if the building's an ass length away (as preceived by "building ass long away"), then it's only about 1-1.5 feet away (unless you're a little "wider" then most people)...

Seriously though, I'd rather take the c++ thing the fortran, even if it was a good mile walk away. That's why you buy this new fangled invention they call a "bicycle". You see, it's got these insanely top secret government technology called "wheels", and they rotate, and there's this super cool thing called "metal" on it, so when it's all together you get a cheap, nice form of transportation...

But I guess it's to late for that now, right?

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