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Skol 
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Posted on: Apr. 08 2002,19:49 |
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Lo guys.
I am seriously workin on getting with this girl and we have been sending each other text messages on our fones say what we want to do to each other.
I need ur help to come up with the best txt msg to turn her on. No limits. Just needs to be 160 character max.
Come on guys, I need ur help.
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editor
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Posted on: Apr. 08 2002,19:56 |
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...perhaps it's best if you don't reproduce.
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The_Stomper
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: Apr. 08 2002,22:08 |
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Try
"I like to shove this phone up my ass while it's on vibrate."
That'll get her going right away.
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"To Whom It May Concern"
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Apr. 08 2002,22:35 |
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Send her "ROTF" and " "
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Dysorderia
Kryten 2X4B 523P
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Posted on: Apr. 09 2002,05:19 |
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i've seen houseplants with more intelligence than this guy..
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Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
[url=http://www.kr1cket.com]www.kr1cket.com[/url]
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Beldurin
Mayor of Detnet
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Posted on: Apr. 09 2002,05:41 |
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If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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Dysorderia
Kryten 2X4B 523P
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Posted on: Apr. 09 2002,05:51 |
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| Quote (Beldurin @ 09 April 2002,00:41) | |
nice 
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Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
[url=http://www.kr1cket.com]www.kr1cket.com[/url]
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Apr. 09 2002,06:26 |
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You compleate m..... hold on ....call waiting *click*
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Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: Apr. 09 2002,13:31 |
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| Quote (Dysorderia @ 09 April 2002,00:19) | | i've seen houseplants with more intelligence than this guy.. |
I have seen rocks with more smarts...
Time to call the dispatcher at GPPTF.
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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.
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"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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editor
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Posted on: Apr. 09 2002,14:15 |
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Did you tell her that you want to lick her all over yet?
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