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ic0n0 
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Mar. 13 2002,05:13 |
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I was thinking I need money and I need sex, so why not kill two birds with one stone? Any Attractive females between the ages of 18 and 28 want to buy? FWI I am a 19 year old male 5'7 220lbs not slim but not obese, can lift heavy objects and can kill icky gross bugs. No STD’s (obviously) drugs free for the moment.
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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Vigilante
Unrequited Lover
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Posted on: Mar. 13 2002,06:03 |
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I don't think you'll find any takers here; you might try ebay as long as you're not dead set on the "female" requirement...  
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He says turn the other cheek, but that seems kind of weak
I just want to beat up, beat up the meek
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j0eSmith
Outlier
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Posted on: Mar. 13 2002,06:44 |
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| Quote (ic0n0 @ 12 Mar. 2002,21:13) | | drugs free for the moment. |
Your giving out free drugs too?
That might help your cause...
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"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants."
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Mar. 13 2002,18:08 |
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Can we give you as a gift for Christmas? "Look hon, I got you a virgin Icono that you can deflower and toss aside like a used Kleenex."
Actually, maybe I'd give you to my crazy ex gf. "Look you bitch, here's yet another guy you can fuck who is not me!! (does that sound bitter?)
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There's a sucker born every minute ...but swallowers are hard to find.
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Mar. 13 2002,18:36 |
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Hum, I was hoping some females would say something to lift my sprits now I just feel worse.
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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LiNeY
Lady of DetNet
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Posted on: Mar. 13 2002,18:39 |
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"something"
are your spirits lifted now? 
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LiNeY Croft - Fridge Raider
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Mar. 13 2002,18:42 |
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Spydir
proof that humans suck (www.netsyndrome.net)
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Posted on: Mar. 13 2002,19:49 |
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stand on a corner with a sign "selling my virginity to the highest bidder". it works.
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Net Syndrome - www.netsyndrome.net
Catch The Sickness
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Mar. 13 2002,22:11 |
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I don't think whoring one's self out is a good ego boost. Unless of course we are talking about a whole lotta money.
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