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CatKnight 
Jedi Republican
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Posted on: Feb. 21 2002,01:26 |
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http://users.binary.net/npoole/page/
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[url=http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/d/b/dbl125/dfa.jpg]If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful that you can possibly imagine.[/url]
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Dysorderia
Kryten 2X4B 523P
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Posted on: Feb. 21 2002,01:56 |
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Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
[url=http://www.kr1cket.com]www.kr1cket.com[/url]
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Anztac
Ronin
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Posted on: Feb. 21 2002,02:16 |
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She's pretty hot, though that's really low. I'm pretty sure that's also very illegal. So, yes, in all legal sences she is a prostitute. Bet her friends have fun calling her a whore 
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Wiley
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Posted on: Feb. 21 2002,02:23 |
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Why would you pay for someone without any experience? I mean, if I was going to pay somebody to paint my house I would want somebody that has done it once or twice before. And the current bid is a bit on the high side, I've paid much less for a virgin.
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gambit
Take Lots With Alcohol
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Posted on: Feb. 21 2002,05:48 |
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Arg. The link isn't working. :/
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Feb. 21 2002,16:43 |
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think she'll be tighter than tupperware? 
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Mad scientist, sexy engineer
Who's yo Mommy?
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liquid metal
i make this look good
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Posted on: Feb. 21 2002,16:51 |
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take a note of when the auction ended.
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Feb. 21 2002,23:52 |
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| Quote (Nikita @ 21 Feb. 2002,08:43) | | think she'll be tighter than tupperware? |
I'll bring a shoe-horn and some WD-40 with my $1,500 bucks.
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The_Stomper
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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| Quote (Nikita @ 21 Feb. 2002,11:43) | | think she'll be tighter than tupperware? |
Reminds me of that CSRadio bit where they did "The Home Shopping Network Sells Britney Spears' Virginity" - here's some juicy little tidbits. 
"I swear - you're pratically gonna hafta file your junk down just to get it in!"
"Ever been to a clambake? What are the best-tasting sweetest clams? The tight ones that are hard to shut!"
"Call right now and we'll throw in a McGuire rookie card - and I defy you to slide it in this thing! I DEFY YOU!"
Hehehe. Anyone else remember that stupid "George's Quest" thing where this girl would sleep with him if he got 1 000 000 webpage hits?
Stomper
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