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http://www.cnn.com/2001/HEALTH/02/07/orgasm.device/index.html
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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 08 2001,00:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Damnit...

However, that would be a fun little device to hack Run around the streets with a garage door opener

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Jesus Christ! I don't know whether to be scared or aroused..

But heaves does have a good idea there.. Hmmmm..

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At first I was like... "Well there goes the human race!" But after I thought about it... when the bio-clock starts ticking, we'll get ours!

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Nope. They'll have sperm banks, and by the time it's widely available, straight up cloning.

We're doomed.

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naw, not doomed. maybe eliminated from breeding, but still FUN to fuck.

and besides, who would really wanna have needles shoved into their spine just so they could cum at a moment's notice?

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/me raises his hands.

Well, no. But surely they give you something to render you unconscious? Aside from that I'm not female so it doesn't count.

Anyhow, not doomed- I agree. The thing costs 15,000 AND there's the surgury. Maybe Bill Gates will get that for his wife and when they're doing it all he does it press buttons.

You can also always throw a few EMP grenades at her and say "what're you gonna do now, huh?" and if she's really horny, she just might do you!

So you see, it's not all that bad.

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i know girls with pierced clits that can cum just by wiggling around the right way. same thing.

they are both bi hehe.

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I dated an I.V. cart one time! But one fateful day was crossing the street with it, and it fell off the curb! It tipped over into the street!! "GET UP MISS IV," I shouted... alas... to late. A truck running the red light parked right on her fluid filled head... but kuru's right! We NEVER cuddled!! I relationship was always distant because of our lack of physical intimacy.

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A truck running the red light parked right on her fluid filled head...

Did you get an armful of juice at that instant?

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