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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,15:16  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
...well at least for another hour.

Seriously, I know it's kinda the wrong forum, but I spent a week in the french alps and it dumped powder every night. Me and my Motion 162 snowboard now have a very close relationship. It was close to orgasmic. I almost dropped my goo when I first started carving in a field of fresh powder, except I knew I might scratch myself when it froze.

To bring it back on topic, is there anything that you find is a close substitute for the wild thang?

I might post some pictures if some kind soul tells me where (and how) I can post them.

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snowboarding looks fun. i wish i had balls
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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,19:24 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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snowboarding looks fun. i wish i had balls

as long as you you know what to do before the fall, youll be more than ok. itll be pretty cool the first time too.

just make sure your brother isnt behind you when youre about to fall. it will HURT

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only skydiving, but since a jump doesn't last long and is expensive as hell, jumping bones is still better.

but i do miss skydiving...

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,20:12 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
dammit kuru stop comparing everything to sex

or don't. i don't really care.

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skateboarding down a hill at 40 odd mph

para gliding (the ones where you have to run yourself off a 1km high cliff edge, that beats skydiving hands down)

being doped up on vodka/redbull and the dj puts on a tune that sets the whole floor pumpin

riding down my hill in the park on my bike at yet again 40+mph no crash helmet, hitting a grass tuft( a big one) and still surviving

being the passenger in a bmw going 90+mph down a country lane with the windows open and cars missing you by a couple of inches

having sex then realising you've managed to hold it in so you can go into multple orgasm mode. tis infinite shagging time!

hmm oh yeah and getting 240v going through your arm from a lamp for 5 seconds and realising your hearts just stopped and finding it starting back up again.

hmm i love this life!!!

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naming yourself dark night bob, then making up a large sack of bullshit to post in the forums.
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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,23:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
yeah but you forget two important facts:

1: your a twat

2: i aint lyin about any of those tings well apart from the second to last one that was jsut put in for dramatic effect

This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on January 27, 2001 at 06:28 PM

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driving down 395 when you have little experience driving, losing the person you were supposed to follow, merge without crashing, and then make it to the theatre only to find that the person you were following couldnt find the damn place. and surviving and all. yeah, tonight was scary. we drove about 20 miles when we didnt need to, and then we payed about 3 dollars more than we shoudl have, and saw a shitty movie....and then i made it back...but there was less traffic...
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Having a tire blow while you're going 70 miles and hour and spinning the car into the median ditch as 100s of car pass you without even slowing down.

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