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Originally posted by askheaves:
It gets easier in time.
no it doesn't.
after the first month you begin to get the cold chills and a slight fever
in the second month the cold chills go away and the fever starts getting worse, your body hurts at night, you can't think straight
third month the chills come back your body hurts all the time, your vision becomes blurry, you have trouble sleeping, the fever is now draining the fluids from your body,
forth month things prtty much stay the same
during the fifth month everything from month three plus you begin to consider new forms of sex (this includes people over 70, animals, holes in the ground/tree)
sadly at month six your little man decides you must not want him and he leaves
its been over 6 months for me,
