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I have a terribly small penis! Please help!
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Well, I heard you can sell your soul for a large cock....not that I would know, mind you!....*backs slowly away, then runs*

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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 12 2000,02:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
anyone care to take a guess what this guy's real name is?

hint: if you didn't guess PersonGuy, you're wrong.

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Well, you're close in guessing that I'd do something like that, but SERIOUSLY it's not me! Sound Bran-man-ish to me...

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we could probably ask cr0 about this identity issue. doesn't he have the ability to compare ip's? lets ask

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Renegade, why do you keep having a go at personguy? He's a nice guy dammit

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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 15 2000,15:44 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Originally posted by bastard_anonymous:
I have a terribly small penis! Please help!

fine, get big rock, 500lbs or so, some rope and find a bridge.

Tie your self to one of the bridge supports. tie the big rock to one end of the rope and the other end to your pecker.
toss the rock off the bridge.

If the rock hits the ground before the rope gets tight pull the rock back up, wrap extra rope around neck and toss the rock off the bridge again.
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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 17 2000,06:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
dude, i cringe just reading that
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hey, come on i would think of a much better name than "bastard_anonymous" And luckily having a small penis is not a burden striken upon me.
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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 17 2000,17:02 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
could always ask Cr0bar to find out... he has all the logs and stuff
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