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I was getting my food and coffee this morning like I do every morning. I pay the lady and turn around to come face to face with a goddess. This woman was so beautiful it hurt to look at her for any length of time. She would have made any super-model look like a hunk of 3 day old road kill. All I could think was, “where is this goddess’s worshipers and why aren’t they running this errand for her?”

I now know what is meant by "stunningly beautiful".

Don’t know how long I stood there but I finally did say something.

“Wow” is all I could manage but it did get a smile.

Have any of you ever run into one of these?

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i seem to evoke the same kind of responses =)
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I've been in a situation like this. It was at the pet shop (phrr). I found out who she was and it turned out to be my friend's sister. Aiee. She's cute, but no where near as amazing as I first thought she was.
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i seem to evoke the same kind of responses =)

I have seen your pic and yes, your hot.

Next to what i saw this morning...forget it.

Blew me away. Just absolutely "Oh My God" beautiful

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the sort of too shocked from the beauty to get an erection?

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Probably the sort of beauty where your dick is like, "Why bother? You're never hittin' that."

I too have met a few of those.

This message has been edited by miNus on August 14, 2001 at 05:30 PM

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this happens to me atleast twice a day on campus.
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the sort of too shocked from the beauty to get an erection?

the sort of beauty that shocks so deep that sex never even enters your mind.

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Yes, what my friends and I like to call "Faith Hill Syndrome."

My buddy summed it up with: "She's too perfect...I'd be afraid to touch her."

Of course putting women on a pedestal like that simply for their looks may be fun, but not necessarily accurate. Take my last girlfriend (please--haha). She was a knockout, but not a thought in her head... A very one-dimensional relashionship. One GREAT dimension, but that wasn't enough.

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How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

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this happens to me atleast twice a day on campus.

Where your dick tells you not to bother?

(Sorry, couldn't resist - out of context humor is cheap, I know)

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