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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 28 2000,16:46  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Well I remember a thread about pickup lines, so how about some ways/stories about dumping your significant other. Im looking for funny/serious/violent and all of the above.

I'll go first. When I was really young, I was going out with this girl. I got dump and she actually never told me. She just stopped meeting after school and I had to ask her little sister why she wasn't meeting me anymore. Well I found out that she was now going out with a kid in a lower grade(which was a big deal because of how young we were) and I kicked his ass. Made me feel oh so much better, hehe.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 28 2000,23:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
how about over the PHONE, with this line :

"You're too important to me, I can't ever say no to you, and that is unhealthy."

Um, okay...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped, and so are you.
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I was just taking a breath a minute ago, and a tought occurred to me. You are a bitch. Go to hell and goodbye. <click>
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Um, baby, I don't know how to tell you this but I found someone who fucks a LOT better than you.
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How familiar is this one....

"Lets just be friends" or the variant "You and I are too good of friends for us to ever go out."

Goddamn

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First she stopped talking to me for a reason that I still don’t know about. Then she ignored me when I tried to talk to her, ya know, to find out what the problem was. Then she had some little fucknut (whom I hated) tell me that it was over.

The next year she apologized and admitted to being a bitch...made me feel a little better.
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Slate, i got that second one...what fucking bullshit. I mean, how hard is it to come up with a better excuse than being good friends?
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Welcome to Dump City. Population: you

that one always summed things up quickly + concisely.

and as someone who's in the middle of i think the longest breakup in the history of the planet, i would settle for concise right now.

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I just quit answering phone calls. Eventually they get the picture. I'm not good at dumping, so ignoring works best for me.

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