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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 10 2001,20:05  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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a) help in situations as below
b) (more importantly) for FUN!

Today I was standing in that coffee shop with a friend, waiting to get my coffee. Behind me was a really hot guy (the stupid as hell but hot as heaven kind). All I could do was stare... but I had no idea what to say. Probably it's better... beauty is to be admired silently, it's not a good idea to destroy the impression by talking and actually finding out what stupidity lies beneath!

But in case I ever meet someone who looks like he would be interesting to talk to - does anyone here know any good pick-up lines? Ones that might really work?

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Hit them over he head with a baseball bat? Could work....

/me has never hit on a girl... ever...
/me is a very large dork...
/me will be married before he get's laid
/me is sad
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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 10 2001,20:29 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Try this line:

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Maybe it's more for a guy to use on a girl, but hey, you might get some off of that one

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you should have jumped on him, wrapped your legs around his back, give him a big smooch, then call him a pig and slap him. then pour your coffee on him.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 10 2001,20:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Or, "hey babe/guy if I could rate you out of ten, I'd give you one!"

heeh

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In all seriousness - don't use pickup lines. Just say hi. Somehow get him into the conversation ... and no, "Who wants to fuck?" is not a good one unless that's what you're looking for. Just somehow sneak him in there as sort of a "what do you think?" deal.

Go for it.

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I didn't use any pickup lines on my last girl friend... I just kinna grew on her, I think. We had a few classes together, talked a lot, and by the end of the year we were going out. If it worked for me, it'll work for anybody. Except CK. I don't think anything other then "I'm a lonely Republican. Will you have sex with me?" will work for him...

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hey spydir! fuck you!
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Rofl
Errm... Pick up lines? Not a good person to ask. You say he's hot but stoopid eh? I'd say don't do it. There are too many nice girls going out with assholes that I know of, so I'd just be pissed if I knew of another. This brings me to another topic... I've lately been considering becoming an asshole. It's been my experience that assholes get all the girls. Any ideas on how I can go about becoming an asshole? Thanks,

-miNus

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I've been through waaaay to many pickup lines in my life, the good, the bad and the plain ugly. Turns out the women I'm marrying I first met by having a normal conversation. Take it as a warning - stimulating a woman's intellectual curiosity will only lull her into a false sense of security, and she'll assume there's more to you than libido. The lie must stop!

I should have just stick with the classics;

"Grab your coat, you've pulled"
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
"Can we fuck now or do I have to buy you a drink first?"

*sighs* Ahh, those were the days.

(btw Hi everyone, nice forums you've got here. Hope you don't mind a newbie jumping into the middle of a topic, but couldn't resist.)

This message has been edited by Rogue on July 11, 2001 at 06:46 PM

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