What I like is big brown eyes, long brown hair, a bit slim, not skinny, I like a bit of fat them. Pretty big hips, you know, child-bearing style and obviously that's gonna mean having a proper sized bum aswell. I like big butts, not fat wobbly ones, Jennifer Lopez style, but maybe not that big. I don't really care about breast size, I actually prefer them to be quite small because then they look more in proportion with the body, I just like them to be a nice shape. I also like fairly firm legs, athletic even.

So, bearing this in mind, why the fuck do women try to do the complete opposite of what I want?

What the fuck is up with girls dying their hair blonde? Everybody knows that brunettes are waaaay sexier. The same girls that dye their hair usually wish they had blue eyes aswell. Why? Fuck knows. Brown hair and big, brown eyes looks gourgeous, especially with slightly tanned skin.

Women are also obsessed with losing weight. They want to look like models. The thing they don't realise is that the fashion designers are gay, they don't want their models to look womanly, they want them to look like boys, so they like them thin. Real men don't want women to be stick insects, they want someone who looks like they can provide milk for their babies and you need fat for that. This fat comes from their asses which brings me onto my next point.

Why do they obsess about getting rid of their arses? "Ooh, it sticks out" "Do you think my bum looks big in this?" YES! and I like it like that. Put a bra on it or something so that it's more pert.

So in essence, what I'm trying to say is this: Women claim that we don't understand them and that we don't know what a woman wants. Yes, we do. The problem is, they don't think we do, they won't accept that we do and furthermore, just to compound it, they don't have any idea what we want in a woman. We enjoy blonde blue eyed whores in porn but we don't one to go out with. We want someone that we can grab hold of and not worry about cutting ourselves too.

Sorry, it was just on my mind but you know what I mean. If there's any other stuff that women have no idea about but think they do then get typing cos I'll probably be agreeing with you.
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Women are also obsessed with losing weight. They want to look like models. The thing they don't realise is that the fashion designers are gay, they don't want their models to look womanly, they want them to look like boys, so they like them thin. Real men don't want women to be stick insects, they want someone who looks like they can provide milk for their babies and you need fat for that. This fat comes from their asses which brings me onto my next point.

Why do they obsess about getting rid of their arses? "Ooh, it sticks out" "Do you think my bum looks big in this?" YES! and I like it like that. Put a bra on it or something so that it's more pert.

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Yeah I totally agree with you on that. A lot of women have no idea. But how the hell is it then that girls who look womanly (not talking about fat here) are always called "fattie" or other nice names like that at school?
I go to a school with at least 1/3 anorexic chicks. Any girl who turns up who has a bit more fat than, say, a skinny model, is automatically on the "fat and ugly" side. And I can also tell you from experience that this behaviour has already made more than one girl a sad outsider.
It is not just the women who are stupid, it is the men too. I know lots of guys whining around and saying they want a curvy girl. Half an hour later, I hear them making comments about girls' figures which go directly the other way. Decide on what you want! I mean... you can basically not have a girl that feels like Kate Winslet in private and looks like Kate Moss in public for showing her off.
There is no woman on earth who wants to diet. "If there were no men, this world would be full of happy, fat women." So, if you ever meet a girl who is curvy and you like her, then tell her that you REALLY like her that way, and damn it, reassure her on it!

But alright and agreed... a lot of women have no idea... so go ahead and tell 'em!

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Everybody knows that brunettes are waaaay sexier.

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agreed. redheads too

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Oh, and when they never believe that a good looking girl can have a brain aswell e.g. Kuru. I'm not saying she' good looking or has a brain, I'd probably have to agree with the latter though. In a thread a while ago she was haivng a go at women we thought were attractive and saying, 'Yeah, but they've probably got zero personality and zero intelligence.' For some girls that's true but there's some thick ugly women too and the same thing happens with men.

However, the word bimbo exists fora reason. You get some girls who know they're good looking either because they've got big tits or they're skinny and have big tits and they think they're the most important person in the world. Hate girls like that, they're the ones that put other girls down aswell.

This whole blonde thing does really get on my nerves though, I'm sorry Liney. I'm not saying you're ugly cos you're blonde and I'm not saying that every blonde girl is ugly but why are they put on a pedestal? The hair dye adverts are always to bleach your hair, not make it darker (a sign of sexual maturity). There's one where this woman dyes her hair in the toilet at a party and struts out leaving everyone in her wake gasping in awe but she walks past an absolutely GOURGEOUS girl with long silky brown hair and big brown eyes. If that girl dyes her hair blonde, I wouldn't find her half as attractive, I don't really know why.
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What I like is big brown eyes, long brown hair, a bit slim, not skinny, I like a bit of fat them. Pretty big hips, you know, child-bearing style and obviously that's gonna mean having a proper sized bum aswell. I like big butts, not fat wobbly ones, Jennifer Lopez style, but maybe not that big. I don't really care about breast size, I actually prefer them to be quite small because then they look more in proportion with the body, I just like them to be a nice shape. I also like fairly firm legs, athletic even.

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hmm that sounds a lot like my girlfriend, but she has blue eyes. i think her eyes are very attractive though because her pupils are dilated a lot for some reason. (no not lsd) i didnt ever notice she had an ass til i was sitting on it giving her a massage
i could barely straddle that thing, but it was nice. and she almost looks bigger than she is.. because she has the cutest face thats not like bone skinny. she also has long beautiful brown straight hair, and one day she "defused" it or something, and she had julia roberts hair. damn she was irresistable.

so yeah, uhh, i agree with you lazy

edit- this is kind of a second thought but a lot of people in my school look at me and i know they are thinking "how the fuck did you get her." some of them even say it. a lot of my friends who dont see much in her say "i admire her original decision for not going with someone more like her or something" but all i can say is i was myself. funny, witty, fucking built, hot. actually none of the above, but she does like me a lot.. so i dont really care how or why.

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 13, 2001 at 10:51 PM

yes i am currently obsessed with this GORGEOUS brown haired/brown eyes female. is is AMAZING. i mean the old bond hair/blue eyed combo always goes well but this chick just blows 'em all away