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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 30 2001,04:59  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Don't ask me why I posted this particular question :P

Would you?

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You bring the velcro gloves, I'll bring the bug spray.
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 31 2001,00:32 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
probobly. if no one was watching
or livestock. you cant have cows moo-ing a roosters... making that sound while makin sweet lovins. thats just not right.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 31 2001,01:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by azzie:
Would you make love...

stop right there, the answer is yes.

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even if the other half of that sentence was 'to a skunk?'
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 31 2001,13:54 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I would if that hillside wasn't about to be plowed over by a big plowing machine.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 31 2001,20:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I made out on a hillside on a farm before, but I accidentally got my hand in some cow dung. I couldn't get the smell off, so I was petrified. I don't think love making was an option.

Actually, wait, I didn't even kiss her. What the hell were we doing? I'm confused.

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i did something similar, but without any intercourse or serious nudity in the woods near my school.....hehe a kid walked by on the path, and we just ignored him....anyway...bug spray is NOT good. it tastes REALLY BAD, your tongue can go numb, and my gf got like 30 something mosquito bites anyway (which her friends teased her were hickeys)

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jesus you guys make it sound like your hills are located in the middle of some brazillian jungle. theres nothing like bangin some chick on a hill in surrey with slightly damp grass from the morning dew with the sun on your/her/both backs you dont get cows on every hillside ya know its not like theres acow society set up to put off people walking on hills by sending out suicide resistance cows to put pat all over the hills. and how is a ploughy thing (combine harvester) gonna go along the side of a hill. simple physics says it'll fall over farmers tend to stick to the flatter land. now bangin while abseiling down a cliff thats something i gotta try...

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 11 2001,23:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
To answer your question, YES! And, being on a hillside increases the likelyhood that a stray sheep will walk by to join the fun, lol

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