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Has anyone heard of these Kamikaze sperm that have been discovered, they take out other guys sperm if they come into contact with it, but in the process kill Themselves. That’s really interesting.
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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 23 2001,14:45 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

tell me where i can pick up some of those......anti-knockup sperm....
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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 23 2001,18:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I saw that thing on TLC, too. It's actually quite interesting. They figured not all the sperm is to try and get your girlie-girlie preggie-preggie, but to kill her *other* baby's daddy's jizzy-jizzumz...

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 23 2001,21:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

It's like the 'Brave New World' of fertilization. Some sperm just isn't destined to fertilize. Some of them are produced all fucked up (like 2 tails, bent, no DNA, swims in circles), so all they can do is clump together and create a wall. Some of them are like Rangers, they search and destroy. And very few of them go for the egg.
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i want to be a bouncer sperm, make sure no geeky sperm or sperm that can't dance get though.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 23 2001,22:08 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

its a known fact that sperm of different "origin" will attack each other as another example of the strongest will survive thing. saw that on some dodgy channel 4 programme once

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Sperm #1: GET OUTTA MY WAY! I CALLED THE EGG FIRST!

Sperm #2: SHUTUP ASSHOLE, DONT MAKE ME WHIP YA WITH MAH TAIL!

Sperm #3: AH YOU BOTH SUCK! LEMME AT THE EGG!

Sperm #4: (avoiding the fight and already in the egg)

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 24 2001,01:42 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

MY SPERM: (kicks sperm#1-3's asses, then goes in and drags sperm#4's skinny coward ass out)

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 24 2001,13:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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i want to be a bouncer sperm, make sure no geeky sperm or sperm that can't dance get though.


...and just what the HELL is wrong with geekiness?

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ive been geeky all my life but i sure as wouldn't wish that my childern. And i wouldn't want the dyslexic sperm getting though.
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