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I'VE NEVER FARTED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE! THE AIR IS LIKE 50\% METHANE! I should crack a window... but it TOO funny!

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I'VE NEVER FARTED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE! THE AIR IS LIKE 50\% METHANE! I should crack a window... but it TOO funny!

Another reason i'm glad to be sitting in my room posting to this board right now

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THE AIR IS LIKE 50\% METHANE!

Light a match! Woo hoo hoo!
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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 24 2000,12:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
...just another reason he should be dead!
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I've always wanted to set something on fire like that. I value my bodily hair, but a big flaming fireball coming out of your ass? I'd trade my head of hair for a good picture of that!

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You SHOULD be dead, that much methane is poisonous. Also, if you are in an enclosed room, and you added enough methane to make it 50\%, then, by PV=nRT, the pressure should have blown the window out (broken the glass) or blown the door open.

Wait, that only works if the fart is instantaneous. If it was a 3 minute long fart, nothing will happen.

Look at me, I'm discussing gas laws pertaining to farts. Shoot me before I breed.

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Also, if you are in an enclosed room, and you added enough methane to make it 50\%, then, by PV=nRT, the pressure should have blown the window out (broken the glass) or blown the door open.

Wait, that only works if the fart is instantaneous. If it was a 3 minute long fart, nothing will happen.

Both of those would only be true if the gas didn't take up any space in the first place. The volume of his body would decrease accordingly as the gas is released. And while I have seen ballooned intestines, even those weren't holding gas pressurized enough to cause a serious increase in the room's pressure.

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