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I want to hear what everyone's idea of a good practical joke is. Here's mine:

Go to someone's home you don't like. Use the shitter. Instead of going in the bowl though, go in the tank (the rectangular prism behind the bowl). They'll never look in there. It will smell like shit and get all powdered.

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2001,01:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
That would be known as "The Upper Decker".
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2001,01:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
oooh ooh, here's one I did when I was an undergrad! The old, grumpy math prof was such a prickling asshole all semester. Everyone hated him ...

Empty a bottle of tylenol, fill it up with white Pez, take the bottle in with you to a final exam. After the exam, walk up to the prof, hand in the exam, shake your head, empty the bottle of pez-filled tylenol into your mouth right there, shake your head again, and walk away dejectedly.

The look on his face was priceless.

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2001,01:30 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
LOL! Good thinking.

Not only that, you get something tasty to snack on while they shit a brick.

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We covered a guy in our dorm's room with black garbage bags (covered with spray glue, glitter and small pieces of paper), waited until the middle of the night,then pounded on his door yelling that the lights had gone out in the dorm. The dumb sonofabitch came running out and got covered with the stuff....then he beat my roommate's ass.

alternately, piss in a scope bottle, lean it up against someone's dorm room door, then call them and tell them not to open their door because there's a bottle of piss leaning against it. You KNOW they're going to open it!

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2001,02:49 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Sorry about the quick double post, but I remembered another one (Nikita's reminded me).

#include /usr/local/pissed_off_prof

During finals week, 5 friends and I went into a freshman final in a class we never took (about 400 students, no way the prof would recognize us from the semester) and dispersed ourselves throughout the room. We waited until the prof passed all the papers out, then my friend started muttering loudly then said something like "none of this shit was on the syllabus or the study guide! This is bullshit! I'm fucking out of here! Who's with me? The other four of us agreed, with an occasional "Fuck this shit!" got up, threw our tests around, and left.

Silence....total silence....heh

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I can ascertain from the prior post that I will love college.
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2001,03:05 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Hahah nods, you very well might It all depends on who you hang out with and which college you attend.

Oooh, similar to Beldurin. I also invaded a freshman final w/ some other friends from ACM. It was in a very sloped auditorium w/ hard marbleish floors. We each had a bag of marbles.

About 1/3 of the way through the final we each started taking turns tossing 1 marble down onto the floor so that it bounced, then eventually rolled to the very front. After about 3 marbles a person, we emptied the bags at once. We all stood up and started screaming "we lost our marbles! WE LOST OUR MARBLES! AAAAUUGGH AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!" and ran like the devil himself was snapping at our heels

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staple someone's ballsack to a passing car.
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quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
staple someone's ballsack to a passing car.

This is mean. I like it.

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