A tough act to follow, PG...oh, 'twas a blistering shame -
to a shitty day, the ironic cap
a downright disgrace to my name
sitting in math class, my pants filled with crap.
at lunch time I had a cheerful little grin
and a side of chili fries
now panic had set in:
the stink began to rise
a bead of sweat collected on my head
did they know? could they smell?
“why the hell did I wear shorts,” I said
as a moist little nugget fell
I know - a handful of dump
paints quite a foul scenario
still, I swept up from thigh to rump
and wiped it all over miss mary jo.
This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on January 11, 2001 at 10:58 PM