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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 07 2001,18:11  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Just for shits and giggles, post some of the worst puns or jokes. I need something to past the time here at work.

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Remember that one joke from Pulp Fiction? Where Mia Wallace and Vincent Vega are sitting at Jack Rabbit Slim's and she tells him about the role she had in that one pilot, and that she was supposed to have told one joke per sequel as a running gag. So he asks her to tell the joke she told in the pilot and she doesn't want to tell him because it is too stupid. And some later (after winning the twist contest) when they get home she tells him the joke anyway and it goes like this:

"Mother Tomato, Father Tomato and Baby Tomato cross the street. Baby Tomato can't walk quick enough and so Father Tomato goes back and steps on him and says 'Come on, ketchup.'"

Was that the kind of "bad joke" you meant?

Btw don't flame me for quoting that joke wrongly, I saw the movie only in German. <rant> insert rant about synchronization of movies into German here </rant>

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A baby seal walks into a club. BAM!!

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Ya, that's the kind of jokes I'm talking about. The kind that you initially groan at, but then quietly chuckle about for a few minutes later. Thanks. You've made me chuckle.

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You want bad? You asked for it.

So, there was a Bride Broom and a Groom Broom. After the festivities, the Bride Broom takes the Groom Broom aside and says, "I have to tell you this--we're gonna have a whisk broom."
"How can that be??" asked the Groom Broom. "We've never even swept together!!"

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Adam says to Eve, "I'm the one who wears the plants in this family!"
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Q: How do you catch a polar bear?

A: Easy. You dig a hole in the ice, wait for him to come and look, and then you kick him in the ice hole.

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What does Snoop Dogg use to get his clothes clean?


BLEOTCH!

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3 nuns walk into a bar.
One ducks.

heh heh, i love that joke.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way--unique up on him.
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